Question
Well...
here's the link. You need to be a powerseller to read it.
http://forums.ebay.com/db1/thread.js...1231 89415135
It's some guy selling... yucky stuff and got slammed by alot of the red stars.
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Poor guy got slammed alot because he is selling snake oil ... I haven't laughed this much for a while... relieves stress.
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So, I'm just SOL, cause I'm not a PS?
Thanks for the post.
I guess.
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Dear Sai-Jin (she said gently)...
Many of us have voluntarily eschewed PowerSeller status, so we won't be able to read it.
Perhaps you could hit the high points.
fLufF
--
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Hmmm... I'll copy paste the whole thing in here, but it's going to be long... it's like 4 pages.
It's ok I hope/?
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Who has the lowest feedback as a PowerSeller?
onlinesucces (288 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 07:41 PDT
Hello! I fairly new to the PS program. Was just wondering if any other powersellers out there were "younger" than me with fewer feedbacks. I made PS at 110...Any other record setters? I like this eBay business...
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bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 07:45 PDT 1 of 137
Welcome to the board and congratulations. You may not get many positive responses to your question...many of us don't consider FB the most important posting issue!
karen
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 07:51 PDT 2 of 137
I think its more important to sell REAL items not ENLARGEMENT PRODUCTS!!
If I wanted Enlargement Products, Id answer some SPAM!!
luxury_liquidations (1150 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 07:54 PDT 3 of 137
Not that I find the need for the products the OP sells, but what someone sells who has numerous happy customers, I don't see how those could be not considered "real" items. If the seller has money in his pocket and his customers receive their products, they are as real as they come.
king-collect (1186 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 07:55 PDT 4 of 137
Welcome!
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 07:57 PDT 5 of 137
I have a problem with Snake Oil.
Its sellers like that , that give the rest of us a bad name!!
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 07:59 PDT 6 of 137
OMIGOSH, I just looked at your auctions, OP. No wonder you made PS with 110 feedback!
karen
trainnut20021 (3859 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:01 PDT 7 of 137
They can sell whatever they want nothing wrong with it. It's the people who buy that garbage I have the prolem with. If people are that insecure a larger p.... is not going to help them. It's in your mind people not your pants!!!!!!!!
Basenji........many are called, few will come.
tiffanywarehouse (1635 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:03 PDT 8 of 137
If there is something to sell, someone will buy it..
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:06 PDT 9 of 137
There are obviously a lot of insecure men out there!
karen
tiffanywarehouse (1635 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:06 PDT 10 of 137
Take the Powerseller Logo crap out of your listings.
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:08 PDT 11 of 137
Oh, Yeah! WAY overdone.
karen
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:17 PDT 12 of 137
I guess those items ENLARGE your sales
beyondthetreeline (4823 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:19 PDT 13 of 137
"UNCONDITIONAL MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!!!!"
UGH, GROSS -- a money back guarantee on a product that was strapped around some other guys unit?
The cigar box is a great touch.
As they say, he's not just the founder, but also a client.
beyondthetreeline | "Original. Unbeatable."
Exceeding the needs of serious athletes since 1999.
Visit us * BEYOND THE TREELINE Visit the BEYOND THE TREELINE eBay Store today!
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:24 PDT 14 of 137
Isnt that Andro Unit a Medical Device. Arent there rules about selling such items
I can only Imagine what would happend if you used it incorrectly!!
As they say, he's not just the founder, but also a client.
Best rule of Business, Sell what you know!!
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:26 PDT 15 of 137
Normally I hate when a newbie comes to the board and asks a fun question and gets slammed for the things they sell, but, IMHO using the powerseller logo as a gallery pic is really tacky. I never really understood that. Online...how come you do that?
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:39 PDT 16 of 137
Now that I think about it, You cant Neg that seller.
Do you think someone would leave a Neg Like
It Doesnt Work, My ***** Didnt Get Bigger
luxury_liquidations (1150 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:42 PDT 17 of 137
There are a handful of negative positives in there actually. There was even a pretty funny one, but you'll have to fish that out yourselves...
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:45 PDT 18 of 137
"thanks alot, I hope this works" ?
:^O
luxury_liquidations (1150 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:46 PDT 19 of 137
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bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:48 PDT 20 of 137
:^O Guaranteed 100% positive feedback!
karen
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:49 PDT 21 of 137
Funny...the auctions distracted all of us from the original question; they make for a more interesting discussion.
karen
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:49 PDT 22 of 137
Oh, and to answer the OP, I think there was someone here the other day with 110.
kcanddi (431 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:50 PDT 23 of 137
I found a couple neg positives - but this is my favorite ..
Wife loves them
D
Visit my store!
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:51 PDT 24 of 137
Increasing count, not growth? LOL
Reply by onlinesucces: Thanks for clarifying that!
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:51 PDT 25 of 137
What's "spirm count"?
karen
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:52 PDT 26 of 137
Yeah, sorry, OP, we just like to play sometimes. No harm intended.
kcanddi (431 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:52 PDT 27 of 137
squirmy spirmy?
Visit my store!
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:53 PDT 28 of 137
YOW, that thing looks like it would HURT BIG TIME!! :^O
karen
beyondthetreeline (4823 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:54 PDT 29 of 137
Back to OP's question --
"I made PS at 110...Any other record setters?"
Uh, well, the minimum to be a PS is 100. You may be the first at this level, or there could have been thousands more. Does it matter? Why think you're the first?
beyondthetreeline | "Original. Unbeatable."
Exceeding the needs of serious athletes since 1999.
Visit us * BEYOND THE TREELINE Visit the BEYOND THE TREELINE eBay Store today!
beyondthetreeline (4823 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:55 PDT 30 of 137
" What's "spirm count"?"
Illiterate sperm with an IQ of less than 60?
beyondthetreeline | "Original. Unbeatable."
Exceeding the needs of serious athletes since 1999.
Visit us * BEYOND THE TREELINE Visit the BEYOND THE TREELINE eBay Store today!
collectorofgems (3443 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:58 PDT 31 of 137
oh my,,,I think I feel a shoe fetish coming on, YIKES!!!:^O
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 08:59 PDT 32 of 137
LOL, Gems!!!
karen
shabbytown (1433 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:05 PDT 33 of 137
Wonder if OP was just trying to get us all to look at his product?
If so - it seems to have worked - good marketing!
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:10 PDT 34 of 137
Yeah, where'd he go? Assuming OP's a HE.
going1nceamc (885 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:13 PDT 35 of 137
To answer the OP's specific question - I made PS with under 100 f/b a little over a couple years ago.
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:25 PDT 36 of 137
Good for you.
karen
beyondthetreeline (4823 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:27 PDT 37 of 137
They appear to have changed the rules a while back, link below says 100 is min. now -- of course, earlier there would have been exceptions.
http://pages.ebay.com/services/buyan.../criteria.html
beyondthetreeline | "Original. Unbeatable."
Exceeding the needs of serious athletes since 1999.
Visit us * BEYOND THE TREELINE Visit the BEYOND THE TREELINE eBay Store today!
luxury_liquidations (1150 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:27 PDT 38 of 137
It's not the size (of your feedback score) that matters.
It's how you use it (to help you make greater sales!)
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:28 PDT 39 of 137
OP's ME page says he's a gold level PS, so his products must be doing well. (Also says "God bless" 3 times, so God must be involved in the success of his business!) It still looks painful. Think I'll check out the breast enhancers.
karen
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Originally Posted by fluffythewondercat1
Dear Sai-Jin (she said gently)...
Many of us have voluntarily eschewed PowerSeller status, so we won't be able to read it.
Perhaps you could hit the high points.
fLufF
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BTW Fluff, congrats on getting your account back. It was impressive.
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bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:31 PDT 40 of 137
Bummer...must have sold out!
karen
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:31 PDT 41 of 137
I guess when you are finished you thank god
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:31 PDT 42 of 137
:^O
karen
bidnow5 (15175 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:31 PDT 43 of 137
The requirement was 100 5 years ago when I became a powerseller. To try to answer it would be better to ask how long it took to become a powerseller. I qualified at 90 days but back then it took them 1 1/2 to 2 months to let you know so it took about 4 1/2 months for me to become a powerseller but I had several hundred feedback by then
Glen
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:33 PDT 44 of 137
I guess only people who believe in God have small ones?
I believe in God, but also believe the GOD BLESS thing can be overdone. I certainly wouldn't use it on eBay, as you have NO idea who you are dealing with.
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:35 PDT 45 of 137
Agreed, Judy. I am very active in my faith, but I don't "use" it in my business.
karen
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:36 PDT 46 of 137
Hey, Judy...back to feedback ~ ours are practically identical.
karen
surfsilicon1 (556 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:36 PDT 47 of 137
May God Bless you and your QUEST FOR SUCCESS!
Well said..lol
Surf's Up!!
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:37 PDT 48 of 137
Wooo Hooo! But yours is increasing much faster than mine!!
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:40 PDT 49 of 137
Ah, but you must be taking time off, while I have a big 8 items listed!
karen
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:45 PDT 50 of 137
Are You Selling FEEDBACK Enlargement
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:48 PDT 51 of 137
Howard: Don't be so HARD on the poor guy!
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 09:48 PDT 52 of 137
Karen: Yup.
thebidwatcher (1898 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 10:01 PDT 53 of 137
First of all, welcome OP.
Second, the color on your PS logo in the gallery is very yucky.
Third, from the hype in your auctions, you make it sound like your are going to turn a guy's ) into a Blow Torch.
No thanks.
onlinesucces (288 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 10:03 PDT 54 of 137
Thanks for the comments... More "constructive" comments please, that will only help me to improve. So far I've noted:
1. Reduce Powerseller Marketing
2. Eliminate "GOD BLESS" (sad to say but I'm a firm believer in Him, but I can eliminate in future adds)
To comment on using the PS logo. I'm proud to use it and that's why it's on some of my adds.
ediez_79 (143 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 10:16 PDT 55 of 137
Everyone's a critic...
If you have something to sell that someone is willing to buy, it's "Real".
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 10:19 PDT 56 of 137
As PT Barnum said " THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE"
Ive been a PowerSeller Much longer than you and I am Proud to be a PowerSeller, but you dont see me Plastering all over who am I am. Just the small Logo suffices!
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 10:22 PDT 57 of 137
....And I didnt sell Snake Oil to get there either!!!!
dogartdog (483 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 10:23 PDT 58 of 137
Well, you did get everyone to look at your listings.
My advise on your listing; If it aint broke, don't fix it. Why mess with success?
And, if that thing works, keep it away from anyone I know.
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 10:28 PDT 59 of 137
I think it's fine to use the power seller logo...but IMO you have WAY overdone it. I'm happy for you and your success, though. (Sorry, but some of us couldn't help having some fun at your expense.)
I'm a firm believer, too, BTW. God bless you! (I wouldn't put that in an auction or "Me" page, but I guess it's okay here.)
karen
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 10:33 PDT 60 of 137
Online: It's just that we're not really sure being a powerseller means anything to anyone except "us." The impression on many other boards is that powersellers are scum. So, that's where we're coming from on toning that part down a bit.
ediez_79 (143 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 10:33 PDT 61 of 137
One man's snake oil is another man's snake enlarger. Sorry, couldn't resist.
luxury_liquidations (1150 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 10:39 PDT 62 of 137
Really? Why would other boards think powersellers are scum? Aren't we all here for the same reason: to sell and make a profit, be it big or small? I would think that people would be envious to have the oppurtunity to sell a large number of smaller priced items or a few very large priced items to achieve this "lofty" goal. I guess I view the powerseller "program" differently now that we've achieved PS status. Even though you don't really get many perks (A great perk would be every Tuesday is .10 listing day!), it's still a nice goal to reach.
Too bad they don't have a Super PowerSeller program to go for now!
thebidwatcher (1898 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 10:39 PDT 63 of 137
We get it Howard. Chill, baby.
magicaltickets (240 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 10:49 PDT 64 of 137
I made it at 106 I think something right around in that area
shabbytown (1433 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:00 PDT 65 of 137
And some of the non-power sellers are scum - I can name a few.
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:04 PDT 66 of 137
Yeah, yeah, I hear you, I didn't say I agreed with it, I was just saying that not everyone views powersellers as some sort of god.
shabbytown (1433 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:07 PDT 67 of 137
I know what you are saying, Judy. I display my little logo and that is as far as I go.
Anything more, IMO, is bragging. But that is just me.
More Power to the rest of ya!
us_siciliano (729 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:09 PDT 68 of 137
Hmmm....? Started in Aug/02 Got the invitation 'bout Jan/03 when we hit 101 or 102 FB's. The only real reward seemed to be TELEPHONE support BUT....we all know how well that works.
I'm not sure I've seen any significant benefit, save one...this Board!
I had an egg-sized tumor removed from my largest, and most important, sex organ....my brain.
No enhancements for me, I was inundated with samples of Viagra years ago, in my former profession, my wife said: "You don't need ANYTHING to increase your libido"!!!
'nuff said
G
foggy16 (2462 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:10 PDT 69 of 137
I would imagine that the PS logo is very important in his line since you are dealling in a realm where everybody gives private feedback.
akidplace (2035 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:15 PDT 70 of 137
Not sure if anyone actually answered your question OP, not quite sure what the responses I glanced at are about - don't know the exact # but I became a PS in 2002 after just 3 or 4 months of selling and have been one since.
Actually I would love to know what my feedback # was - can you click on my feedback #, then click on view 200 results per page, and then go to page 13, and start counting my feedbacks from sometime in January 2002 and then count how many individual feedbacks there are for 3 or 4 months? Prior to January 2002 there was barely any activity as I think I became a member in '98 or something to buy a cookie jar, but then put something on in Jan 2002 as a fluke and have never looked back. Then we can have a better idea of if I started selling in the middle of january or the end I'd do it but I have orders to take of......
Thank you Kisses
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:22 PDT 71 of 137
Dont knock it, My regular (Non-Ebay Job) cut me back a day (With the 20% pay cut that goes with it).
I was upset thinking what job skills do I have and realized I had Ebay and Google (I have a decent knowledge of Google/Yahho pay per click)
I used my Feedback as a resume to get a full time job selling on Ebay. I had also gotten another interview based on my Ebay Feedback (And my knowledge of Google clickwords)
The manager was very impressed with my feedback (I know many of yours are higher, but mine is certainly good enough) and figured I was good at buying and selling (Another good marketable skill). And I was hired on the spot, considering lots of people are looking for work now, I was truly lucky!!
Your feedback is a lot more valueable than you think!!
akidplace (2035 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:32 PDT 72 of 137
Oh geez!!! I had to look to see what everybody was talking about as I didn't understand.
Now I do!!!
Howard... I think his feedback for what he sells might be good for a job in the porn industry. I'm afraid those types of products are a little inappropriate to mix in with my selection though. Hmm, on second thought, maybe not, as kids do occur on occasion as a result of what the op's produts are for. Oh boy! I'm really thinking now! I can have life-long customers! First the buyers would score with all the ladies, produce lots and lots of kiddies, and then they can come back to me to buy kid items all in one place!
Ok, I"m off... real lot of work ahead of me now!
entertainment_solutions (287 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:32 PDT 73 of 137
OMG...I have gotten more laughs from this thread than any other....thanks everyone and OP :^O
onlinesucces (288 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:35 PDT 74 of 137
Thanks again to all of the comments.
Howard, you too! I appreciate you honest opinion in "snake oils", these are not that.
I am very proud of my Powerseller status, and I think that's what may get Powersellers into a bit of trouble...PRIDE.
Keep the comments coming!
thebidwatcher (1898 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:39 PDT 75 of 137
Sell whatever you want. And good for you for selling alot of it!
entertainment_solutions (287 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:42 PDT 76 of 137
OP, I think it's fine to display your Powerseller logo, I do it, but just in one place in my listings.
With pride aside, your listings will be easier to read without it in 7 or so places, plus in the gallery, it's not really worth it...
entertainment_solutions (287 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:46 PDT 77 of 137
Stating that you are a Powerseller, is not pride, it is a fact. Your whole job is to market your product, so whatever helps you sell it more, but using it tastefully will definitely help you, because you see more Powerseller logos than pictures of the actual product.
I think this type of product is great-anything having to do w/this industry sells well.
You are doing something right...keep it up!!!
luxury_liquidations (1150 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:48 PDT 78 of 137
heh..."keep it up"
*snicker*
entertainment_solutions (287 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:57 PDT 79 of 137
Howard said: I guess when you are finished you thank god
:^O
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onlinesucces (288 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 11:59 PDT 80 of 137
Very good statement Ent_Sol. I will reduce 6 x's over on the PS logo.
onlinesucces (288 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 12:00 PDT 81 of 137
I thank Him everyday! We all should, but that's another thread.
entertainment_solutions (287 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 12:09 PDT 82 of 137
I will reduce 6 x's over on the PS logo.
yes- but DON'T use the word reduce anywhere on the listing, if you know what I mean? LOL!
onlinesucces (288 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 12:10 PDT 83 of 137
HA!:^O
onlinesucces (288 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 12:11 PDT 84 of 137
I've gotten twice the number of watchers over the past 3 hours...Who is it? :-D
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 12:20 PDT 85 of 137
OK This guy outwited us, used this thread to ENLARGE sales.
Ok Which of you INADEQUATE PowerSellers is watching his items.
AKIDPLACE
What if his product actually works and enlarges too big and wont fit, no babies can occur.
Jenna Jamison works much better than EDNLARGEMENT products
akidplace (2035 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 12:50 PDT 86 of 137
Hmm, that wouldn't be good for me howard. OP, can people choose how much they want to umm grow? ie, 2 inches, 4 inches, 6 inches? Or is it a surprise?
going-going_gone (748 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 13:12 PDT 87 of 137
Nice BIG Typo in your descrition : Legitament =Legitamate
going-going_gone (748 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 13:14 PDT 88 of 137
descrition= Description
collectorofgems (3443 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 13:15 PDT 89 of 137
LOL,, me thinks some of us are in the wrong dang business!!!
Judy,,,your comment on post #60 is really funny! LOl HAH!!! :^O
onlinesucces (288 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 13:33 PDT 90 of 137
Yes, no add is perfect, but with enough proofreaders, it shall get better...
kpistol (443 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 13:45 PDT 91 of 137
Wow...that's quite a line you've got there, OP! I may be the only person to post on this thread who has absolutely no interest in the effects your products promise, but I'm impressed by your calm responses to the jokes and less than friendly remarks. Hey, I don't care what you sell, as long as you conduct your sales in a professional manner, you're a good PS, in my opinion. But I do agree about leaving the God bless stuff out of the auctions. With the political climate these days, some of us are hyper-sensitive to that kind of thing. I myself hit the back button if I see any kind of religious comment on an auction. Anyways, good luck!
onlinesucces (288 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 13:59 PDT 92 of 137
Thanks kpistol. Every situation has positive outcomes. I have corrected a few adds already and will continue to accept all comments, then act accordingly. Thanks again for your comments!
hoodathunk (1370 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 14:17 PDT 93 of 137
WARNING -- do NOT attempt to eat sunflower seeds while reading this thread. It's hazardous to your health. Laughing and sunflower seeds just don't mix.
You've been warned ......
.
~Nancy
one fry short of a Happy Meal
media-mover (3574 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 14:54 PDT 94 of 137
Wow, talk about grace under fire. Some of the folks forgot their Prozac today, it seems.
I do not particularly approve of selling items that prey on the insecurities and naivete of others, but the sellers than offer "get an ipod for only 20 bucks" and ebooks on how to be succesful by renting out their whatever are worse.
I saw one seller posting in here about a week or so ago that sold e-snake oil and no one jumped on him.
Media-Mover
aka Deanna
entertainment_solutions (287 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 15:09 PDT 95 of 137
Yeah, I agree about keeping the God Bless out as well, unless you think God will coach you through your "continued success" of some product that 'He' wanted you to take since He messed up creating you the first time...
I would never knock the product though, or that any religous beliefs would taint the fact of taking it...maybe to some...
smarcella (1120 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 15:54 PDT 96 of 137
"Nice BIG Typo in your descrition : Legitament =Legitamate "
Hey--if you are going to tell the guy how to spell, tell him how to spell correctly. It is "LEGITIMATE". And, "descrition" has a "p" in it.
Officer Smartcella, Spelling Police
(had to come briefly out of retirement for that one...)
Sandy
shopper20020 (248 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 16:07 PDT 97 of 137
I always love the men who say"it's not your size, it's how you use it".
We've done a good job perpetuating that one,right gals?
It's right up there with" No, Noone can tell it's a hair piece".
Anne
collectorofgems (3443 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 16:47 PDT 98 of 137
hey sandy,,nice of you to come out of retirement
Well, I say, better to sell snake oil, than to be a snake !
peachykeenauctions (1046 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 16:48 PDT 99 of 137
Woohoo- I believe this is a snipe!
thebidwatcher (1898 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 16:59 PDT 100 of 137
Not the size of the want but the magic of the magician?
smarcella (1120 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 17:10 PDT 101 of 137
Hey gems!--every now and then, I have to.
Sandy
onlinesucces (288 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 17:15 PDT 102 of 137
Continued thanks...Working on the adds slowly...Have a great evening everyone!
akidplace (2035 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 17:27 PDT 103 of 137
What is e-snake oil that was mentioned here? Seriously, I have never heard of it.
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 19:12 PDT 104 of 137
Are you looking to get BIGGER?
entertainment_solutions (287 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 19:15 PDT 105 of 137
why is it called "e" anyways, does it send electronic shocks or something.. :^O
crescentrods (1210 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 20:33 PDT 106 of 137
I am surprised anyone gives feedback at all. Don't most of your customers prefer their shipments come in unmarked packages? :^D
Good luck. I would be a customer but its already a monster.
entertainment_solutions (287 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 21:07 PDT 107 of 137
Good luck. I would be a customer but its already a monster.
Crescent, TMI!!!! TMI!! LMAO!
irish_deb (1103 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 21:50 PDT 108 of 137
OMG Crescent...you just ruined my keyboard!!! I'll never get the Diet Coke out of there!!!
This entire thread is just too funny!!! You guys have been having way too much fun while I was busy working! That does it...no more work for me!!
irish_deb (1103 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 21:56 PDT 109 of 137
Personally, I hope the OP tells us a little bit about the "exercise program"...
onlinesucces (288 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 22:01 PDT 110 of 137
Eat right, no alcohol, exercise, exercise, exercise...That's essential...I'm glad you guys have enjoyed the thread...I never would of thought 110 replys in 3/4 of 1 day!!
i-person (122 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 22:27 PDT 111 of 137
THAT WOULD BE ME!!! AAAAAAA!
I made it when I was 105 I think. So it was just maybe a week ago? LOL.
I'm glad to swim amongst ya'll BIGG fish.
Ines
I create I design I am
dodgerbillp (4767 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 22:39 PDT 112 of 137
I don't think Dick about this thread.
Hey George Paisan Siciliano was here?
What no talka to da dodger? Wassamatta witchew huh?
Hey now that I think about it, my winkie hurts from looking at dat picture.
As a man of Faith, God don't like no steenking devices for messing up His work. See Psalms 139:13-14.
But, sell them if you must, I will trade you two 1968 Mustang GT California Special brochures (selling currently for $35-150) for two enlargers please?
Ah, err, my buddy needs them.
Carry on, the KING of the Board has left the building.
Good night now.
harleyglasses (1616 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 22:40 PDT 113 of 137
Thats right! keep it up. You guys are stretching this out of proportion. It seems the OP is winning the race by a head.
Following the approval of Androa by the UK's health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the distribution warehouse.
Scotland Yard has warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.
Of course you've heard about the Andro computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
"This is your ____. This is your _____ on Andro. Any questions?"
Andro-brand Chapstik? Best way to keep a "stiff upper lip!"
Q: What if you take Prozac and wear the Andro? -
A: Your ready to go, but don't really care where.
Gary
motorcyclegogs
dodgerbillp (4767 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 22:50 PDT 114 of 137
Besides does this guy look like he needs "help"?
dodgerbillp (4767 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 22:53 PDT 115 of 137
Or this guy?
wolf207 (773 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 22:55 PDT 116 of 137
Discrete = Discreet
Is there a way to find out when you became a PSer? All I remember is that I had no clue what it was when I got the notice.
~ Jill
i-person (122 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 22:59 PDT 117 of 137
no one to congratulate me???
I would have more feedback if not first time buyers mostly buying from me- they have no clue what feedback is, and sometimes they send me feedback in the email... what do you do with these buyers? Explaining takes a long time.
I create I design I am
varangianguard (244 ) View Listings | Report Aug-03-05 23:04 PDT 118 of 137
i-person ~ Congrats & welcome! :-D
Margie
bags*lady (2496 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 05:36 PDT 119 of 137
Congratulations, i-person!! And welcome to the board!! Not all threads are this entertaining or (ahem) informative.
(Still looks like it would really, really hurt!)
You're really a good sport, OP!
Sandy, you beat me to it...that misspelling correcting a misspelling REALLY bothered me!
karen
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countrygunsmith (1447 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 06:55 PDT 120 of 137
Dont need no steeeenkin stretchy contraption.
As long as I have two popsicle sticks and a rubber band, I can make a splint!!
varangianguard (244 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 07:09 PDT 121 of 137
Yikes!:O
raspberrybasket (2135 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 07:19 PDT 122 of 137
Just read this thread.......proves why there are more lurkers than participants on this board.
in-weave (4275 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 07:34 PDT 123 of 137
Raspberry,
Too true, too true -- sometimes you just have to lurk rather than participate! I resisted the impulse to comment on this one all day yesterday.
Janet
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 09:04 PDT 124 of 137
countrygunsmith
Wouldnt Jenna Jamison do the trick?
countrygunsmith (1447 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 09:20 PDT 125 of 137
Ah, Howard, age does have its disadvantages.
As to the comely Ms Jamison, I am sure she has done many.
entertainment_solutions (287 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 09:26 PDT 126 of 137
hats right! keep it up. You guys are stretching this out of proportion. It seems the OP is winning the race by a head.
We are ALL keeping this thread alive by cotinuing to post...it would've started to melt to the back pages...lol
Gary, can't wait to get these Lycra-neon sunglasses from you, coolest things ever! B-)
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 12:27 PDT 127 of 137
Well, ya know Dave the really fun threads are few and far between...
king-collect (1186 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 12:38 PDT 128 of 137
I would have more feedback if not first time buyers mostly buying from me- they have no clue what feedback is, and sometimes they send me feedback in the email... what do you do with these buyers? Explaining takes a long time.
Sell more stuff.
In a recent study, the average seller on this board who left feedback 100% of the time had left 1,180 more feedback than they received.
Anyway, congratulations!
entertainment_solutions (287 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 12:44 PDT 129 of 137
Judy you are so funny, that is definitely the truth
koolstuffguys (396 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 12:47 PDT 130 of 137
Lol I choose not to comment but I bet he will have no problem keeping his FB up!
koolstuffguys
entertainment_solutions (287 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 12:47 PDT 131 of 137
Sell more stuff.
that is exactly what I am going to do...add 99 cent stickers to my auctions or something...LOL! and leave little thank you notes and feedback reminders until I get my score up, sounds goofy but that is what I think I'll do :-D
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 12:48 PDT 132 of 137
No Feedback Till I get Feedback!!!
entertainment_solutions (287 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 12:54 PDT 133 of 137
Exactly Howard, especially if I see these people who never leave feedback even after reminders sent w/links.
howardform (2097 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 13:02 PDT 134 of 137
I dont care about the Postive Feedback
Its the Negs I care about, If I get a Neg then I will leave a neg and then file for Mutual Withdrawl.
I am sick of Getting Negs from losers who overbid or refuse to pay!
raspberrybasket (2135 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 13:24 PDT 135 of 137
I see these people who never leave feedback even after reminders sent w/links.
Send me one of those and you'll never get feedback. Be careful what you wish for....
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 14:02 PDT 136 of 137
When I was a fairly new seller (geez I can't believe I'm going to admit this in public), I used to print out my feedback, and as I got feedback in, I mark off who I got it from and what the item was. Then about once a month or so, I'd email the people I hadn't gotten any from and would ask them ever so nicely to please leave me feedback. Sometimes it worked. I'm REALLY glad I didn't get any negs over it before I figured out that it just wasn't cool to do that.
68cougarxr7 (2487 ) View Listings | Report Aug-04-05 14:03 PDT 137 of 137
...print out my feedback LEFT...
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