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eBay Sale?
Dear Customer:
Thanks for bidding on my _______ on eBay.
Your winning bid is $1.00, plus shipping and handling. Your invoice is listed below. Please send me $317.75 for the item:
$ 1.00 item bid
$ 0.25 Envelope
$ 0.33 Stamp
$ 45.72 Gas for SUV to drive to Post Office
$ 15.50 Drinks at bar after leaving Post Office
$ 50.00 Fee for hooker met at bar
$ 79.95 Room at Holiday Inn
$ 75.00 Speeding ticket en route to Hospital
$ 50.00 Visit to Hospital Emergency Room for penicillin
If you wonder how I can sell ________ for only $1.00, it's because I don't care about making money in this hobby, I just like to meet people and enjoy the friendship of being a collectibles fan.
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