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http://forums.ebay.com/db2/thread.js...11163 9571449
This is so funny
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Hmmmm....
My ouija board says I shouldn't read any more of these kinds of posts.
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That's a first.
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This excuse certainly tops the chart for me. I have never heard this one before and probably never will. What's really sad is just when you think you've heard it all along comes something like this...
My reply to her would be: Dear so-n-so,
I prepared a complimentary astrology chart for you based on your contact information and bidding patterns on eBay. I am sorry to report that your chart clearly shows you are going to die way before me so you better pay up or I'll file a non paying bidder form with eBay, followed by a Final Value Fee request and a negative feedback.
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Well I had one that wouldn't pay because my feedback number was "666".....I swear it's true!