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Weeeeeell, lookit the big envie eBay sent me today.
It's got a sheet of stickers for me, a cheeseball business card holder that I can fill with their cheeseball business cards I can download from their template, and it's cheesed because they didn't protect it very well for shipping.
Oh, almost forgot this 10 pack of static clings for my customers.
All this happy crappy promotes their newest ad campaign "Find the people who love what you love".

I wonder how much some ad person got paid for that garbage.
I admit I liked the ads where ordinary folks burst into song about eBay. Those were fun. But these new ads are just terrible. I don't know if I've just had it up to my chin with eBay that makes them worse, or they are just plain wrong. The one showing the woman getting a rug gives me such an impression of the world in general is a scary place but on eBay you'll be loved ... and it's such a huge steaming load!!!
Now where's that pile of sh*t emoticon when you need it??

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a pukey face one would do too IF we had one!!!
i am so sorry to hear you have been unindated with unsolicited gifts, kinda gives a new meaning to "junk" mail huh?
wonder if the package is worth anything on ebay?

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I never thought I would see the day that you complained about a Freebie
I didn't get one

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I didn't get one either

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LOL, pretty ungrateful of me, eh?
I just don't like the whole help-us-with-our-advertising (we know it's terrible) here's-some-free-pap approach.
I'm confident ya'll will see it shortly. I'm in FL, we all know mail from CA to FL only takes 1 day. Anyone else will see theirs in a week or so, longer if you're in CA.


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I got all that stuff today also but I guess I'll never get any of my business cards printed as I've never used Microsoft Word..it looks a little complicated to me...guess I'll toss it all in my desk somewhere and drag it out in 10 years and sell it.
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