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Sign on a famous beauty parlour window: Don't whistle at the girl going
out
from here. She may be your Grandmother!!
Advertisement in Pune Shop: Guitar, for sale.......cheap...........no
strings attached.
Sign in a bar: "Those ......drinking to forget........ please pay in
advance."
A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up.............
reading.
My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks
straight out of the bottle.
I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case
someone wants Black Coffee.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. The more the success,
the
more the relatives.
Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run
our
business.
Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been
personally passed by the manager.
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lol some of these r good stuff! thx 4 sharin
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haha some are cute ^^
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these r good
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LOL!! those are funny!
the last one is so ewwwwwwwwwww!!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/crazy.gif) lol
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lol
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lol
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i love these.. especially the spouse one
don't quite get the last one though.. the manager farts in them? o.0
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that is so true. the bigger the success the more relatives you have!
these are quite funny.
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I especially like the last one (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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heh
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
LOL.
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hahahha funny
i like the smoking and the grandfather drinking one
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lolz nice
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haha good ones
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lol !
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lol
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I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case
someone wants Black Coffee.
I don't get this one
But the rest are funny XD
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^ same here O_O"
Hahahaha i especially liked the smoking one! >=) I'm anti-smoking v__v
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hahah those are funny