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A neutron walked into a bar and ordered a pint of beer and said
'How much will that be?'
to which the bartender replied
'For you? NO CHARGE!
A hydrogen walked into a bar screaming
'I've lost an electron! I've lost an electron!!!'
The bartender asked
'Are you sure?'
to which the hydrogen replied
' I'M POSITIVE!!!'
hehehe they were so not funny i thought they were hilarious.. hehehe
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i've heard them 23904872198347 times for years but they still pwn.
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hhahaha... for people who haven't done chemistry before might not get these jokes, but yea i've heard them before and i like them hehehe...
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LoL. Lame.
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They're too cute (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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*shivers at the thought of chem* but these jokes are cuteee
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lol i do chem its alriteee haha
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hahah aww it reminds me of wen de teachers try to make chem fun and make lame jokes buh ya gotta giv em credit for trying .... haha its tru its so lame its funny
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tehehe how cute.. i wonder wah my chem teacher would say if i said that.. lol
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haha..those jokes reminded me of my chemistry teacher><""
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Haha this is my first time hearing chemistry jokes (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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^lol yeh i dont hear chem jokez much...and dis was sorta lame
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haha pretty lame at first but yea... it gets to ya (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
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heeh lol
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LOL the neutron one was so corny..
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they are so CORNY! =P