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There are four monks and a priest in the church one day, and the priest has decided that the monks have worked hard and have devoted their time into the church.
So the priest gathers them up and says, ""Well, since you all have been working so hard lately, you each can have a week off and come back and tell me any bad sin that you have made"
After the week the monks arrive back at the church and the priest says to the first monk, "Well, what sin did u cause?" the first monk replies "I have stolen a pensioners Rolex watch" the priest looks at him and replies "May god forgive your sin, go and drink the holy water". The fourth monk giggles a bit.
"Well then , do you have a sin?" says the priest directing at the second monk, "I hunted cats and dogs and sold their fur to fashion companies" says the second monk, the priest disappointed, looks at him and replies "May god forgive your sin, go and drink the holy water". The fourth monk starts to laugh a bit more.
The priest then says to the third monk "Well my child, what about you?" the third monk replies, "I have robbed a house and murdered the family" the priest looks at him amazed and replies "May god forgive your sin, go and drink the holy water". Then it fourth monk begins to laugh hysterically, "Well, do you have a sin?", to which the foruth monk says "Yea, i pissed in the holy water" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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hahaa, eww
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hahaha ...
"May God smite you"
xD
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-liyang
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saw that coming haha!
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puhahahaha
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hhaaha, naughty monks
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lol
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LOL HAHAH
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AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) :D:D:D i can't stop laughing ahaha. i love religious jokes (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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oh gosh lol
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sick...
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Lol. I knew that was going to happen. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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Oh gosh...
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LOL!!!...haha...well i guess those monk deserved it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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Glad you guys like it XD
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LMAO!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
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hahahha
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hahahahha
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LOL