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lol
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
that's hilarious!! lol all of them are SO FUNNY!!
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In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
On the menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
HAHAHAHAH these are the MOST hilarious..
I've read them before in a travel book.. LOL
They aren't really English errors, but they are literal translations from the foreign language to
literal English thats why it sounds super funny and awkward.
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LOL i love these kinda jokes
haha hilarious xD
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reminds me of my foreign friends...^^
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huhuhu..that is hard to understand