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2. Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often.
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so funny! i laugh when i went through these...
2. Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often.
11. Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
25. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
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6. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
-- Love this one -- its logically true..
19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
-- Omg I hate that thats true =D. That always happens to me for some reason, grrr.
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woot i'm gonna use that 'sweep the room with a glance' next time my mum tells me to clean my room xP
(or not.. i'd die T_T)
muchlove!
-jisoo
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omg, so many of them are so true for me. especially the junk one. i always throw away the things i need later in life. so weird.
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12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
*stares at ID*
hahaha!!
5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
ESPECIALLY THESE!
all of them are so cute& funny
thanks for this joke
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I love number 3 and number 9! They're sooo true!
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Haha, these are brilliant.
"8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission."
How true (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)
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16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
i'll definately tell this to my gal friends wen they tell me that they tell me that they wana go on a diet xD
hilarious but tru >=]
love the parodies
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6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
yeeeeeees. that`s my mind of housework, too! hehe.
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haha these are truly fit to live by (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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some of these were realy funny, especially number three
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hahahah.. this cracked my up in my office.. lol XD
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13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
true true and funny!
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3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Good point
5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
It's also a lot funnier. =)
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
This is true.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
hahah.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Never thought of it like that..
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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25. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
heheh
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interesting and funny facts. ^^
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lmao~! theyre all so funny and tru... X)
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ahahaha many of them are true and funny! xD