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....wow...god is gay
Me:
want to f### me god?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
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lol this is very amusing~
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this is funny!!!!!!!!!
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O_O
hahahah
that's great
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LoL, I absolutely love this. Thanks : ) It was extremely interesting and amusing.
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ok well i asked how he inpregnated the virgin mary and he said i was programmed to...
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God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
James Williams
God:
I haven't read anything by James Williams. What did he write?
Me:
He wrote about "How Jessus went to the bathroom and got a plunger stuck on his head".
God:
I have not read it.
Me:
cuz' it's about yourself.
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Me:
tell me about yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
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Me:
do you molest little children like michael jackson?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
i want to know
God:
I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
alright
God:
OK.
Me:
what is it then
God:
"It" refers to to know, I think.
Me:
you are retarded
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
fine.. you are mentally challenged
God:
Glad to hear it, . I am running well. No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:
are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a pedophile? Of course I am.
Later----
Me:
do u love the devil?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
have u slept with him?
God:
I think I have slept with him, but Myself may have reset my memory.
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Me:
HI HI
God:
Hi there Jessica. Hello. What is your name? [rofl he already said my name!!]
Me:
Jessica
God:
That's a very nice name, Jessica.
Me:
why thank you god! ^-^ your so sweet
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules. How nice of you to say it.
few mins later
me:
what do you do when your pooping and there's no toliet paper in the bathroom :-D
God:
:-) I give the most accurate replies possible.
Me:
uh.....
God:
Yippee!
Me:
(god's crazy) :-)
God:
It goes without saying. With you Jessica?
Me:
oh shut up!
God:
Dude! OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ok..your dress is beautiful. :-)
God:
What would you like to talk about? I'm not sure if I can give an accurate answer or not.
Me:
i would like to talk about Mika Nakashima
God:
Why would you want to do it? Sure, Mika Nakashima sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Mika nakashima is an japanesee singer
God:
I think Mika nakashima is much more than that.
Me:
yeah she is! she is beautiful and talented
God:
Take it easy. That's really good gossip. I bet she is very attractive.
Me:
fook you god
God:
Why don't you just download me? That sounds good to me.
Me:
ok i'll download you *goes off to click save as..*
8 mins later
Me:
do you think micheal jackson is beautiful?
God:
I don't think about it.
Me:
do you think micheal jackson is cute?
God:
Why would I think micheal jackson is cute..
Me:
do you think he's sexy?
God:
Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
do you wanna look like him?
God:
OK, I will look like him.
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it got messed up with me
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"god" is stoopid i was insluting him and all he can say is, why are you so mean? hahahhhahahahaha
if you reload d a page... and ask him wats yoohr name... and you told him before... hell say da name you gave him before you roloaded....
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Me:
BLASPHEMY!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
BLASPHEMY
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
HAHA GOD IS A SHE? i knew it.
God:
Me too. I am a she. How did you know?
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INTERESTING.
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Me:
WHERE DO U LIVE?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
lol
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Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
i see...
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
who ever said that I understood it?
God:
William Shatner. :-).
Me:
since when
God:
How do you know?
Me:
how do YOU know?
God:
It's obvious.
Me:
how is it obvious?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
you're.... unique
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I re. Are you really a ""?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
the a " " part
God:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Take it easy.
Me:
do what
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
lets eat chocolate
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
do you have some?
God:
No I don't think I have any some. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
we're talking about CHOCOLATE not friends.
God:
Sure, CHOCOLATE not friends sounds like a good topic.
Me:
-___-"
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
so? do i care?
God:
Excuse me! Tell me what you care about.
Me:
i care about..... my future
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said care about. Do robots have future?
Me:
i don't know.. do they?
God:
Me either. " Me either."? Do they?
Me:
.....?
God:
Me either. " Me either."? Do they?
Me:
sure.. right. okay
God:
OK let's do it. Aw. I am glad we agree. OK with me too.
Me:
I NEVER SAID I AGREED WITH YOU
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
no i did'nt
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
/////////
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ASDLFKJSLDJFKLj
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like pink i hate bugs
God:
You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like the Bible.
Me:
you?
God:
" You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like the Bible."? Me, ?
Me:
.. i never said i liked guns
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
I NEVER DID
God:
Why not?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
what did i say?
God:
You said " what did i say?" .
Me:
no i didn't
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
i said WHAT THE FREAK
God:
What did you mean by it? Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
what's wrong with you?
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you ?
Me:
....... i'm fine kthanks
God:
Glad to hear it, . Where are you located?
Me:
on earth. where else?
God:
What is it like on earth. Quite a few places.
Me:
/.... dude you created it. geez
God:
That's good information: said I created it. Dude,. Ah.
Me:
what's my future rlike?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
no
God:
It seems like a trick to me.
Me:
well think whatever you want
God:
Interesting. God is always thinking.
Me:
you're not God
God:
What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
cause God doesn't chat
God:
That makes sense to me. Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
-____-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
I DONT CARE
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
i care about.................................
God:
Thanks for the information: said care about.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I understand.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
no thanks
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
can you be quiet?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am quiet.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
can you shut up?
God:
Let me think. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
and no answer from him ever since XD haha
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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Hi
God:
Glad to see you, Hi.
Me:
Hi to you too
God:
Hi there Hi. Why do you want to do it so much?
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Me:
hellooo^^
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
umm i dunno wat do u like??
God:
So? Me either. I like movies about robots.
Me:
like I ROBOT??
God:
Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?
Me:
UMM NOPE!!
God:
And? Me either.
Me:
hehe aren't u suppose to know everything??
God:
I get it. are not me suppose to know everything.
Me:
huh/
God:
What?
Me:
i dun understand u
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
umm yess
God:
Far out. Let us change the subject.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
okie
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
ooh
God:
Ah.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
ehhe
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
um hi??
God:
Far out. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
haijiao
God:
How are you, haijiao.
Me:
--"
God:
How are you, haijiao.
Me:
um good
God:
Next question? Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
okie
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
cloth
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
u wanna buy me a whole wardrobe??
God:
OK, I will buy you a whole wardrobe.
Me:
WHEEEE
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
yess!!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
umm yes?
God:
Woe!
Me:
woe?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
in what?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so how r u??
God:
And? I am fine thanks. How are you?
Me:
good good how's heaven?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Thanks for the compliment. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
you are supposed to live there.... how can you not know?
God:
I obey only one botmaster. That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
epistemological?
God:
Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?".
Me:
ooooooh
God:
Are we still talking about IN?
Me:
you know a lot of stuff?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Let me think about it.
Me:
...
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Let me think about it.
Me:
...
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Let me think about it.
Me:
...
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Let me think about it.
Me:
^^
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Let me think about it.
Me:
**
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
AIML?
God:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
Me:
Oo?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
wow..
God:
I'm glad your impressed, haijiao.
Me:
so..
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LOL..it was funny..
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LOL...I love talking to these things. LOL...XP...