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Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared
for the worst answer.
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs.Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since
you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains
to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper
pusher. Yes, I know you."
The Lawyer was stunned!.
Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.
Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died!
The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and in a very quiet
voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw
you in jail for contempt.....!"
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hahahah! she knows too much.
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LOL..hahah that was funny..gave me a laugh..smart woman..poor lawyers
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LOL.
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I wonder what dirt the woman had on the judge haha
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I wonder what dirt the woman had on the judge haha
same. maybe he cheated with both wives??
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Lol.
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LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! oh... my... gosh....
does she know EEVERYONE in the world? HEY LADY, YOU KNOW MEEE??
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hahahah wooww, she knows alot!!
do you know me?? hahah
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hahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!
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lmao
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ROFL.
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hahahahaha
the judge's line is the best
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HAHAHAHA!!! FUNNY!
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lolz
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hahahha
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loL! the woman knows too much for her own good! haha!
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does she know EEVERYONE in the world? HEY LADY, YOU KNOW MEEE??
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LOL. good one haha `