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POST YO MOMMA JOKES
Your mom is so fat, I ran out of gas trynna drive around her
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LOL your mother is so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck ! LOL
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Your momma is so fat, she can`t fit into the joke !(:
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yo momma so stupid when she saw a school bus full of white kids, she said stop that twinkie!
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your momma's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
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your mommas so fat when she sat down on the curb nd stood up, she made a new driveway
your mommas so stupid she voted for george bush (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
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your momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish
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your momma's so fat when she went on the elevator, it had to go down
bahhaa chyeah!
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this might be stupid:
Your is so stupid, she got lost in this joke. Momma
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Your mom is so stupid that when she opened a box of Cheerios, she yelled out, "LOOK ! DONUT SEEDS!"
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your momma's so fat that the telephone company had to give her two area codes.
your momma's so fat that when a bus hit her, she asked 'who threw that rock?'
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your momma is so fat when she dive in the lake people thought they discovered new land (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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your momma's so fat, when she fell no one was laughing but the floor was crackin
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Your Momma's so stupid she drowned in a baseball wave.
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your momma is so old that she has an autographed bible
your momma is so ugly that she turned blind people to stone
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yo mama so ugly that when she went in a strip club, people paid her to keep her clothes on
yo mama so ugly that when she went into a bank, the security turned OFF the cameras
lolz (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sweatingbullets.gif)
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Yo momma`s armpits so hairy.. it looks like she got donald trump in a headlock! xD
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Your momma is so stupid, when someone told her it's chilly outside, she went out with a bowl in her hands.
^or something like that (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Your momma is so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon
Your momma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
Your momma is so old when she tried to breast feed you, powered milk came out