Question
"san diego which is actually SAN DIAGO, which is latin for, a WHALE's vagina."
o____O;;
- Anchorman
hahhaa i have alot more but... yeah
Answer
Oh man, I have so many
Compliments from imdb
Anchorman:
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
Ron Burgundy: [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.
Veronica Corningstone: Oh. Do me on it.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003.
Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes.
Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.
Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
******
Dodgeball
White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY.
Kate Veatch: [Peter sees her house for the first time] I like... unicorns.
White Goodman: Stick it in your ear, La Fleur. I wouldn't sell you your gym back for all of King Midas' silver.
atches O'Houlihan: [giving the pre-match pep talk] And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!
Peter La Fleur: Look, White, I know that we've had our differences in the past...
White Goodman: Differences? Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female trainers?
Peter La Fleur: That was one night.
White Goodman: Or what about that strip-o-gram you sent me for the Globo Gym one year anniversary?
Peter La Fleur: The stripper was meant to be congratulatory.
White Goodman: It was also a man!
White Goodman: We should mate.
Kate Veatch: What?
White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.
[Kate retches, then forces it down]
White Goodman: Are you okay?
Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book*.
White Goodman: Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade... Laser... Blazer...
Kate Veatch: I'm not a banker, I'm a lawyer.
Peter La Fleur: Really? What kind of law are you involved in, pretty eyes?
Kate Veatch: Sexual harassment, mostly.
White Goodman: Last I heard, my gym makes money. Yours doesn't. My gym's worth over $4 million. Your gym isn't worth four. I have shareholders. You haven't even got cup holders.
*****
Arrested Development
Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias Fünke: It's out of context.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard.
[chuckles]
Mae 'Maebe' Funke: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?
Michael: That's a cross.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke: Across from where?
Tobias Fünke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
Michael: I really think the reason you and I always fight is that, since we were little, Dad's always played us off each other.
Gob: Dad always said that was your fault.
Tobias Fünke: So what are your plans for this evening?
Bob Loblaw: I thought that maybe I would stay in and work on my law blog.
Tobias Fünke: Ah, yes. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog". You, sir, are a mouthful.
Answer
omagahh
i loved them all!
specially the anchorman ones hAHAHAHAH
"60 percent of the time, it works, ALL THE TIME. " hahaha that makes no sense....
BAXTER: BARK BARK!
RON: huh? you ate a whole wheel of cheese!
BAXTER: BARK BARK BARK.
RON: howd you do that?!
RON: im not even mad... thats amazing!
BRIAN FONTANA: i think i was in love once... she was brazilian... or Chinese or something weird like that
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hahahha oh god anchorman is such a good movie.
this is from "dude wheres my car?"
ashton kutcher (cant rememba name in movie lol): can i please have some spring rolls, noodles and fried rice?
speaker box: and then...
aston: oh and some wonton
speaker box: and then....
aston: and then thats it
speaker box: and thennn...
aston: and then you put it in a brown paper bag and give it to me
speaker box: and thennnn
aston: look! if you say AND THEN AGAIN im gonna kick you ass
speaker box:....
aston: pheww
speaker box: andthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthen
aston: aljfhselfhlkjhgflsghlsewgj
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Russell Peters: Hey, hey, hey! Be a man!
Russell Peters: $34.50
Chris Rock: 'Cause if your daughter's a stripper, you f***ed up.
Answer
Dr. Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard):
That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
House MD (Hugh Laurie):
Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
--
Dr. Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard):
I'm not gonna date a patient's daughter.
House MD (Hugh Laurie):
Very ethical. Of course, most married men would say they don't date at all.
--
Dr. Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard):
She's hot, so she's a hooker? What kind of pathetic logic is that?
House MD (Hugh Laurie):
The envious, jealous, I-never-got-any-in-high-school kind of logic, hello!
--
House MD (Hugh Laurie):
So I have to wonder what could be more humiliating then someone calling your girlfriend a cow and not being metaphorical?
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Demetri Martin: "Sort of" is such a harmless thing to say. "Sort of". It's just a filler. "Sort of". It doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, "sort of" means everything... like after "I love you."
Demetri Martin: Whenever I try to spell "banana", it makes me feel stupid... because I don't know when to end it. I'm like, "how many na's are on this thing? Bana... Keep going. Bana-nana... Damn!"
Lewis Black: Now, you know, and everybody knows, why the weather is screwed up. It's because we lost parts of the ozone layer. Well, if we lost parts of the ozone layer, why don't we put it on milk cartons and try to find it? It's absolutely stupid to be living without an ozone layer. We have men, we got rockets, we got saran wrap, fix it!
Lewis Black: I don't trust sunblock. Why? 'Cause the people who invented sunblock are the same people who said eggs were good. And then they said eggs were bad. And then they said eggs were good. And then they said they were bad. Then they said the yellows were bad, but the whites were MAKE UP YOUR MIND! It's breakfast, I gotta eat!
Married with Children
Kelly: It is so hot, you could lay an egg on the sidewalk.
Peggy: Al, how come you never send me roses?
Al: I don't like you, Peg.
Guy: My wife and I put a penny in it every time we make love. We're like rabbits.
Al: Good. On Easter, I'll dip you both in chocolate and break your heads off.
Supernatural
Sam: This woman has had a stroke.
Dean: Yeah, but hoodoo's hands-on.
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: You gotta mix herbs and chant and build an altar.
Sam: So it can't be Rose. Maybe it's not even hoodoo.
Dean: She could be fakin'.
Sam: [Sarcastic] What do you want to do, poke her with a stick?
Dean: [Nods in consideration]
Sam: Dude! You're not going to poke her with a stick!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy."
Arthur: One, two, five!
Sir Galahad: Three, sir.
Arthur: Three!
Bedemir: Why do witches burn?
Villager: Because they're made of wood?
Bedemir: What also floats on water?
Villager #1: Bread!
Villager #2: Apples!
Villager #3: Very small rocks!
Villager #1: Cider!
Villager #2: Great gravy!
Villager #1: Cherries!
Villager #2: Mud!
Villager #3: Churches! Churches!
Villager #2: Lead! Lead!
Arthur: A duck.
Villagers: Ooooh.
Answer
I went to see Blades of glory yesterday
Forgot that guy s name
Him to a lady: Are u and official here? Because u officially gave me a boner..LMAO