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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: the color.
Yes. He would be forced... which means he is currently not forced to drive lawfully... or not. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sweatingbullets.gif)
The color answer is unbeatable.



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Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with "It's A Wonderful World"?
Contestant: I don't know.
White: I'll give you a couple of clues. What do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Contestant: Arm.
White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're ...?
Contestant: Strong.
White: Correct: And what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Contestant: Louis.
White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song "It's A Wonderful World"?
Contestant: Frank Sinatra?
...............
Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?
Contestant: France.
Trelinski: France is another country. Try again.
Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Same contestant: Sorry, I don't know.
Trelinski: Just guess a country then.
Contestant: Paris.
^ LOL! i liked these two the most. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)



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LMAO, those were great.


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HAHA the milk one was HILARIOUS. i actually laughed at loud reading this xD


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He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday.
what the!?? hahaha this was funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)


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HAHA some of these really made me crack up xD
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-jisoo
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