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One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
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They sure made a fool out of him
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hahahahahahaahahaahaahah!! so smart and bad! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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hahaha, how tricky. i wonder if you can get in trouble for that.
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i read this
but still funny, haha
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omg how funnie.. never saw that one coming..lol
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LOLOLOLOL. DD. XD Whoaaaa. So unexpectedly funny. ^__^;
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hahaha wow that's pretty smart!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) I wonder if anyone ever really did that xD
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lolol! freaking smart haha!!! xDDD
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hahhaahah i like this joke. it's pretty lame though ahhah
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hahaha. i like this joke! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Haha. Sounds like he was drunk if he was gonna blow his cover! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Now the police will know..
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LOL.
that was funny in a lame kinda way...haha i wonder if anyone's done that.
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haha ohh gee!! XDD that's so sleek!!! =D
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Heh heh. I've heard that one before. x]