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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock
move."
"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The
hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two
lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan."
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Ahahahaha I haven't heard that one....that's cute XD
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ROFL
even tho im not one of those ppl hu hate bush i think this is reeli funny
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have read this before.... funny.....
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HAHAHA that really got me laughing xDD
muchlove!
-jisoo
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OMG!!!
HAHAHAHA. THIS IS SO FUNNY! XD
thanks for sharing
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LOLOLOL. that was a good one. ^.^
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LOL. Poor George W. Bush...
Was any other president as infamous and unpopular as him?
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haha, that was a good one.
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HUAHAHAHHHAHAH~ OMFG!! THIS IS HILARIOUS! i mean i dislike bush very much, that's why i thought this was hilarious.. huehehe~ thanks for sharing!!
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lol even though im not a bush hater, its still funny.
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HAHA
i heard that before
but it's still funny
haha
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Oh my gosh! That is horrible!! So freakin' mean but it made me smile.
--MM
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Lol, that didn't make me laugh, but I smiled.
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Ahh that was awesome.
I'm going to say this except just replace the names lol.
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rofl hahahaha so funny. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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hahaha that's clever
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that was a good one..
funny funnyyy
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lol one of my teachers told me that before, but it's still funny to see it again (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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LOL. Poor George W. Bush...
Was any other president as infamous and unpopular as him?
LOL. Oh mannn. I don't think so. Poor him.