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hope these havent been posted yet!
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?? "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Haha gosh i love these jokes (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Hehehe those are funny! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif) The first one is so witty!
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LOL, hilarious. 'He brews' =D
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Ahahahah!
Please do share if you find any more of these (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
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i liked the 5am thing best...yay to the wife
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lol... he brews.. that just cracks me up!
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God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
hold it right there... sorry hun but God doesnt make mistakes. everything God created was good and just the way he wanted. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue2.gif) He doesn't need a rough draft, all his firsts were masterpieces which includes the making of man and woman. BUT i still enjoyed the other jokes. Thanks for sharing!
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I liked the first one the most -- "in laws" LOLz...
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HAHAHAH. the paper one...that's funny.
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hahaha nice. women win, of course.
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ahahahahahahaha
those were funnyyyy
unexpected too hahaha
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I don't get the first one... But I love the second one haha. Hebrews xD
Edit: NVM I get the first one xD Haha (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Oh wow!! Thanks for posting, these are hecka funny!!
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HAHAHA.
Smart. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/phew.gif)
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hahaha, gosh were do they come up with this stuff...LOL..i never woulda thought of the bible one!
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all of these are rly good (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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LOL these jokes are good, i like the first one
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ahahaha lol nice nice these jokes are smart and funny
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Lol~ These are funny~ (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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hahaha! All of them are funny! I liked the first one best.