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hahah sorry for continuing putting up these humor posts...but i can't help it!!! i keep finding funny things...and i keep having the urge to post them XD. i think i shall stop after this post for awhile...
HUMOROUS SIGNS FROM AROUND THE WORLD:
Dry cleaner's, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS
At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY
Doctor's office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER
On the grounds of a private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION
On an Athi River highway:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE
On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP
In a city restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS
One of the Mathare buildings:
MENTAL HEALTH PREVENTION CENTRE
A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS
In a Pumwani maternity ward:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED
In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES
Hotel brochure, Italy:
THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE
Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE
Hotel elevator, Paris:
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY
From the "Soviet Weekly":
THERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ARTS BY 15,000 SOVIET REPUBLIC PAINTERS AND SCULPTORS. THESE WERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS
Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE
A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE USSR, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.
Signs from the USA!
On a Plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
Another Pizza shop slogan:
"Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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some of those are very clever
i like them haha
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puhahaha....some of these cracks me up XD
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lmao some of these are freaken funny lol it crach me up ^^
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ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP
hahahahah thats just dumb....but funny
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hahahhahah these are priceless
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"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
i like this the most..very clever hahaha.
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On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP
my fav
hehe
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these are funny. veryy creative.
thanks for sharing!
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ahahahahillarious indeed
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haha thats awesome
keep the funny stuff coming x)
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hahahahaha stupid people
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lol... some of them are really funny~ thanks for sharing!
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LOL (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
my fave:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP
so dumb (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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ah good ol Engrish.
Hotel brochure, Italy:
THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE
LOL kind of defeats the purpose.
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PUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
this is hilarious man!
woots!
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Ah~ Clever!!!
I love these, they're really funny...
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The plumber truck one was REALLY funny!!! My mom's behind me now, on her back like a TURTLE, PU HA HA!!!!
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On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP
LMAO, that's totally DUMB & HILARIOUS. One of my faves too! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)