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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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ahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaah , perverted old granny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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ahahahah, oh dear, how perverted XD;
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omg... lmao. good one. good one.
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okay, it took me a while to understand it! lolz
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Wow... How strange and disgusting...
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hahahaha. i wasn't expected that. lol.
the poor grandfather.
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OH MAN!
puahahahaahaha.
this is hilarious
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Oh my. 95 years old (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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LOL, wow the ice cream truck theme...sweet
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O.O woahge had to read it 3x xD
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oh my~ .............. >.<
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Aha OMG it took me a while to get it xD
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Oh my god, that's so disturbing. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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omg that's so funny yet so disturbing at the same time! I guess old people still know how to get it on. xD