Ways To Annoy People In....
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5 ways to annoy people in a bathroom
1. Pretend you're a bouncer and ask if they're on the list, always answer no when they give you their name.
2. make lots of farting noises a stall
3. lock all the stalls and stand outside, pretending there is a line
4. smear melted almond chocolate on all the seats. note: it MUST be almond or anything chunky lol
5. Sit in a stall and make loud painful grunting noises while pouring big plops of water into the bowl
10 ways to annoy people in a elevator
1. Ask someone which floor and press all the buttons
2. leave the elevator and swipe all the buttons
3. Pretend you're claustraphobic
4. Pretend you're having an astmah attack
5. pretend you're a ghost in a corner
6. introduce you're self to people and then accuse them of taking your teddy bear.
7. everytime the elevator jerks, scream
8. sit in a fetal position in the corner and speak of the devil and that you all are going to hell
9. Tell people you're spider man and try to prove it
10. pretend you're britney spears in the toxic mv
i've done most of these lol, but i've never done teh britney spears one lol
share some if you have any lol
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haha shouldn't this be in the humor section?
here's a few random ones form bored.com:
1. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
2. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
3. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
6. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
7. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
8. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
9. Sniffle incessantly.
10. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
11. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
12. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for violating your airspace."
13. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
14. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
15. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
16. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
17. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
18. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
19. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that youll be saying more any moment.
20. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
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oh is it suppose to be in teh humor section???
.... is there even a humor section? i didnt know that lol... sorry
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^lolol =] yes there's a humor section and i almost forgot about it too xD
but rofl wow that's crazy i would only do the elevator ones =) but not the britney spears one o.o;;
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lol.. wow.
I would only do the elevator one. XD
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Haha, sweet. I'd love to do all of them one day. One day...
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LOL, i ALWAYS say "That's what YOU think." & press all the bottons on an elevator when i'm REALLY high.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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haha... the britney one is creative... LOL...
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I say "that's what YOU think" at the end of other people's sentences all the time =P it really pisses them off.
Oh, something I used to do on holiday (in hotels) when I was really young, was flip all the "do not disturb/please clean our room" signs opposite to whatever it originally was. So, I imagine people would come back to their room day after day and wonder why maids kept ignoring it. Or on the other hand, people in the middle of something would get a knock in their door from the maid, which they'd then have to answer and explain that they didnt want their room cleaned XD
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Haha I've actually never done any of these before (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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LOLS.
When I read:
5. pretend you're a ghost in a corner
9. Tell people you're spider man and try to prove it
I could help but laugh out loud. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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i laughed when i read a couple of these.
must try these someday.
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HAHAHAHAHHA THE ELEVATOR AND BATHROOM cracked me up LOL
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HAHA
this is cute man!
thanks for sharing!
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I GOT SOME NEW ONES!!!!
lol okay
lets say if you're in an elevator
1. ask people how you make babies
2. get those little hand held farting machines and use it.. keep accusing people next to you. make expressions everytime a noise comes out.. and if you fart for real, GOOD! LOL!!!
If you're in a subway
1. Dont take a shower for 5 days, and get in a subway and hold the rails on the cieling, make SURE someone is unnder your arm lol
2. pretend to pass out when you walk past someones arm pit
3. poke the persons shoulder farthest ( is that even a word?) from you and pretend you're minding your own buisness
4. number four shall not be posted up here cause people might think its a "sexual" joke and i dont want my posting ability taken away lol
5. stand infront of one of teh doors, and everytime someone tries to exit past you, move in their way
**WARNING!** you may get in trouble for that if you try #5
6. strike a conversation with someone, everytime they say something state " thats what she said" lol
7. pretend you're seeing faces outside the windows and scream
8. ask people to move over to give you more room cause you gotta let out some gas
9. sit in a corner and act like a creep who's having a mental break down.
10. pretend you're james bond and you're on a mission and roll around the ground to "hide" behind "walls" and " corners"
11. Start raving
12. Pretend to be batman and try to fly from pole to pole, if you want, be spiderman instead
13. drop tampons with everystep you take, they can be used if you want them to be XD
14. Accuse someone of being you're long lost sibling
15. call me over lol
i've done some of these before just to let you know lmao!!!! very interesting, especially the passing out one.... but i didnt do that one, my dad did.... and he wasnt the one who passed out... it was a short woman lol
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ANOTHER BATHROOM ONE!
1. stand in a corner and face the corner, put you're hands infront of the zipper of your pants and start whistling, see what reaction you get from people. if you want to add more effect, get a juice box and squeeze it in you're hands lol.
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lol i'd nvr do any of them but it'd be great if i was around when a friend or someone was doing it ^^
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haha. this is soo funny yet kind immature. i don't think i got guts to do some of that. people will think imma freak or soemthing
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lolol. I like almost all of them. xD
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haha i always love these 'annoy' ones!!
muchlove!
-jisoo
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LOL! I've read this somewhere! WHoever came up with these is a genius.