Funny Convos (:
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<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
^ LOL. That girl got ownedddddddddd. XD
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hahaha i love the girl friend ones xD
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Bwhahahaha thats hilarious XD XD
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<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
AHAHAHAHA I love this!!! LOLz the Jewsss XD and yeah... *ahem* I actually checked where A-Z was, lol
thank you for sharing such funny convos XD
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HAHAHA those are hilarious. I especially like the dancing one. : D-< : D\-< : D/-<
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Damn, these are so funny! Hahaha. What knee-slappers, love em all (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) .
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They're all hilarious, buh i LOVED this one.
<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
LMAO
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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, mini cooper
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
LMAO. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
the crap/rape and the tampon ones were pretty funny too, loll.
and it took me a while to get the first one .. .__.
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LOL, these are from bash.org, right?
I love this one. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.
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lol. how funny. haha.. =D
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ahahah some of these are realllllly funny.
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hahahaa those wre so funny! i love the jewish one..lol HAHAH i cant stop laughing
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haha i loved the one about the girlfriend leaving him for another man...
what are the chances LOL
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Some of these were so funny! but some I just didn't get.
Some of these were so funny! but some I just didn't get.
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<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) -<
* nmp3bot dances (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |-<
* nmp3bot dances (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some kool-aidgot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fc.ker
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder
<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, mini cooper
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.
first one is sooo creative and funnyyy!!!
i gotta say these are the best, and the keyboard penis one, wow
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<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
haha they're so awesome.
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HAHAHA! These were funny XD Are they real? o______o
Many quotes from bash.org are pre-planned, and deliberately sent to bash.org to be voted on.
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<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, mini cooper
HAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNI! i had to stare at my keyboard for long to realize they were next to each other XD
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hahahahaa~ a lot of them r pretti funni , but the clown one is pretti harsh >=(
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yeah i remember reading them on bash.org too, haha.
funny stuff..