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LOL OKOK I HAVE ONE
Why did the turtle beat the rabbit in a race?
....because the turtle's just a fast runner!!!!! HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
And another
One day, a turtle was running. He sees a snail and the snail asks, "can I have a ride?" and the turtle's like, "yea sure, hop oN!" and so the snail climbs onto the turtle's back. The turtle continues running, when he sees an ant. the ant goes, "hey can I have a ride?" and the turtle goes, "sure, hop on!!!" and the ant gets on. before the turtle starts running, the snail says to the ant, "hold on tight, this ride goes FAST!!!!"
HAHHAHHA
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okay i got some joke here too....I got these from the Laffy taffy jokes.
Why did the boy throw butter out his window?
Because he wanted to see butter-fly.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
Because he had no-body.
What was Tarzan's last words?
Who greased the vines.
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LOL OKOK I HAVE ONE
Why did the turtle beat the rabbit in a race?
....because the turtle's just a fast runner!!!!! HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
And another
One day, a turtle was running. He sees a snail and the snail asks, "can I have a ride?" and the turtle's like, "yea sure, hop oN!" and so the snail climbs onto the turtle's back. The turtle continues running, when he sees an ant. the ant goes, "hey can I have a ride?" and the turtle goes, "sure, hop on!!!" and the ant gets on. before the turtle starts running, the snail says to the ant, "hold on tight, this ride goes FAST!!!!"
HAHHAHHA
^i heard that on full house! lol
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hahah i have a gross one my math teacher told us:
If a quiz is quizzicle, what is a test?
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Haven't got much jokes but I find this one rather cheesy:
Why did the sea blush?
Because the sea weed.
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^ uh..i dont get that one lol
wow some of these jokes are really really cute. \
what is brown and sticky?
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A STICK! HA.HA.HA. *ahem*
one more cuz im bored.
what's green with 3 legs?
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a GRASS! i lied about the legs.
WOTOEIJFLSKJLSJERF funny,eh?
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omg
i love these
what do you call cheese that's not yours?
NA'-CHO CHEEEEESE~ (not your cheese) hehehehe.
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Q: what time is it when you go to the doctor?
A: 'tooth hurty' (like two thirty.... coz two thirty sounds like tooth hurty)
got that from the movie the ringer with johnny knoxville
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lmao, these are so funny! I got some (sorta racist, so hope I don't offend anyone)
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
Why are Black people so good at basketball?
Because they can steal, run, and shoot
Why did the mexicans jumped off the cliff?
Someone threw a nickel
:X lol, they're pretty funny, no?
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what did the fish say to the other fish when he swam into a wall?
DAM!!
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not sure if this topic has been made before, but what's the funniest joke you've ever heard?
the one i told the most was "What kind of rodent is a celeberty? a hamSTAR!" get it? it only got a few laughs...
That's really good ^
lol
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It died (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)