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"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
Sometime later....
"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
-George W. Bush
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three of my favorites
“You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.”
"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities."
“There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.”
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I find it funny how he always says "nucular" instead of nuclear.
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I find it funny how he always says "nucular" instead of nuclear.
OMG I know (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
*bookmarks thread* (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)
I have a few lol~
"It's your money. You paid for it."
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
"They misunderestimated me."
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."
"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we, they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we."
"I want to remind you right quick what this country has been through, and the challenges this economy had faced over the last three years. First, we went through a recession. That means we were going backwards.
lmbo XD
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*turns to audience* " i like to fish" .....ok
" ummm ehhhh hmmm...????"
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MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE QUOTE.
"I know that human being and fish can co-exist peacefully."
I LITERALLY ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING WHEN I HEARD HIM SAY THAT.
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Best pretend I don't know about what's happening face.
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America without Bush...
What would it be like?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
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America without Bush...
What would it be like?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
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retardddd (did i spell that right? lol)
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America without Bush...
What would it be like?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
A better place. LOL (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)
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HAHAHAHAHA so funny !!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
i never took interest in bush so i dont know any
but DAMNNNNN that picture is funny
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I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is misunderestimating.
Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
*I love that quote OMG omg omg!
I would still invade Iraq even if Iraq never existed.
*Yup Bush did plan Iraq beforehand sigh...
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my top favourite one.
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
"The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done."
Maria Bartiromo: "I'm curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?"
President Bush: "Occasionally. One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see -- I've forgot the name of the program -- but you get the satellite, and you can -- like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes."
"This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006. These budget numbers are not just estimates; these are the actual results for the fiscal year that ended February the 30th."
"I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me."
"I've reminded the prime minister-the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship."
"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?"
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Haha God too many to say, too many... He is such a freakin' idiot, the things he comes up with - it's hilarious. But then again, sad and embarrassing for the country... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)
Oh, one funny one that I just remembered from watching the Daily Show - they said a quote when Bush was describing Cheney as a "half-glass-full kinda guy." Half-glass-full, eh? Um, okay?
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Oh, one funny one that I just remembered from watching the Daily Show - they said a quote when Bush was describing Cheney as a "half-glass-full kinda guy."
Half-glass-full?! Haha! Wow. He really amazed me. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
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America without Bush...
What would it be like?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
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HAHAHAHAHA
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(IMG:http://www.truckerphoto.com/Bush%20with%20upside%20down%20book.jpg)
retardddd (did i spell that right? lol)
Photoshopped.
Most of these quotes are taken out of context but whatever makes people laugh. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
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LOL!!!! this is funny stuff..