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Okay here's one of those jokes.....
A public bus driver just got done with his shift, so he thought it might cool to take his time back to the bus head quarters. While he was driving, he turns around to face the seats to check if there was any passengers left. There was nobody, then he shrugges off and continues to drive.
Couple seconds later, he looks up and see a creepy old lady with white hair, she appeared pale and had blood drooling down her nose. Feeling scared, the bus driver turns around to face the seats, and sees nobody. So he shrugged it off again and continues to drive. Then when he looked up at the rear view mirror, he sees that lady again, except this time she has more blood ozzing from her nose. He quickly turns around and again, he sees nobody. He continues to drive...slowly. while he was driving, he looked up at the rear view mirror again and there she was the same as she appeared, a pale face, with white hair, and blood ozzing out of her nose.
"I can't take it anymore!" the bus driver screamed as he put on his brakes and out of his seat. He walked down the aisle checking each seat...one by one...when he came upon the seat where he suspected the scary lady to be, and there she was...ducking as she was picking her nose. Then she smile at him while blood was oozling from her nose.
lolz I hope you guys get it, if you don't then i guess I can't really type it into words. ti's suppose to be really scary and then funny.
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) I think I might have heard this one before!!
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...I don't get it?
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haha
so
uhh..
for those who dont get it..
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i dont get it either
=P
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Umm...ok.
Explanation? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
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lol i heard something similar to this before
^the reason he can't see her when she turns around is because she was ducking to poke her nose (hence the blood oozing out of her nose i think xD)
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lol I don't really get it.
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ummm...i don't really get this ><;
but my theory is that when he turned around she ducks to poke her nose, and when he isn't then she goes back up?
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Umm.. Why would she make ner nose bleed on purpose???
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haha that's funny
hehe nosepicker
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LOLL my dad told me this a while ago (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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You forgot the main part of the joke, though...
... he's supposed to hit the brakes really hard each time he looks. ;\
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hmmm. That's weird o_O
lol.
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it's kinda more gross than weird lol
and imagine blood is trickling down her nose whilst she picks her dirt. ewwwww
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^ yuppppp. i cannot imagine that..
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GOLDDIGGER! xD hahahahahahha, but i still dont really get it. o_o
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I don't see how it's scary, haha.
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...how come she had blood oozing out of her nose???
but it was kinda unexpected... about the bit when she was actually bending down to pick her nose, thats why he couldnt see her.. hahah
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That's some disturbing old lady. Why'd she want to purposefully bleed herself? Such painful process to scare the driver? Haha, making full use of her last years of life I guess.
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I know this joke ! Its hilarious but its so hard to put it into text. The white old lady was picking her nose but didn't want the driver to see so everytime he turned around, she ducked. Until he pulled the car to an abrupt halt, her fingers were just picking her nose when it went up even farther and caused her to bleed.