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Funny side of marriage
One woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Well, yes, but I married the wrong man."
* Getting married is very much like going out to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
* Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
* Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in most countries, son.
* A man once said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
* A man took out a classified ad saying "Wife wanted". The next day he received a hundred responses saying "You can have mine."
* Some men define marriage as a very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
* And some learn that the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
* When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you know that either the wife is new - or the car is.
* Husband: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
Wife: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't care!"
+ another joke
Notes from Thoughtful Ron.
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are over sensitive, and there's nothing worse than over sensitive woman.
My name is Ron... Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Julie. When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for Julie get a full-time job, both for extra income and for health insurance that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age.
I usually get home from golf course about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her, instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door.
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell ger to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also reminded her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn’t hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half-finished mowing the backyard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.
I know that I probably look like a Saint in the way I support Julie. I'm not saying that this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, fellas, even if you use just a little more tact and a little less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
Signed
Ron.
EDITORS NOTE: Ron died suddenly Thursday 11 of January 2007. He was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver 2 (a golf Club) ramed up his Ar!!!!!!, with only 2 inches of the grip showing. His wife Julie was arrested, but the all-women jury accepted her defence that he accidentally sat down on it very suddenly.
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* Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
^ LOL, I like that one hahahaha. Funny.
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haha That's funny.
But dang Ron is such a lazy butt.
Like my brother. -_____-
lmfao
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lol he mad grimey,
hahah he died hahahah
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WOW.
I've never thought about that. xD
Is that how they age?
LOL.
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) I think MEN should be mowing the lawn.
And what was Ron doing when SHE was mowing?
Lazy.
Funny though.
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* And some learn that the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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LOL. What a laugh.
* A man took out a classified ad saying "Wife wanted". The next day he received a hundred responses saying "You can have mine."Sad.
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haahh these are great
uhhh
so i hope the last part was made up?
>.>
<.<
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I'm not suprised ron died. lol good ones. I like the last one better though
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lol those were all very funny, haha especially that last one xD