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Hahaha i read this and thought it was hilarious but it was in chinese.. so ill do my best to translate..
A woman posted up her standards for a husband in the newspaper, so that anyone that met those standards could visit her house and they could know each other better.
The standards were:
1) You may not beat me.
2) You may not leave me.
3) You must satisfy me in the bed like a wild beast.
Before long, her doorbell rang. So she went to answer it. But to her surprise, it was a man with no limbs! So she said "How do you fit my standards? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) "
Then the no arms, no legs guy said "Well, I don't have arms so I can't beat you. I don't have legs so I can't leave you."
And the woman said "Then what about the last one?"
Then the man answered,
"What do you think I used to ring the doorbell?"
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HAHAHA xD
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)
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lol
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ew lol
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naughty! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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LOL!!!!!!! hohohoho.....
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.... lol ...
but ... ewww ^^;
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LOLZ^^
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lmaos... gud one...
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EWW hahahaaa
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...wah!.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)
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lol
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Oh my. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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oh my goodness... HAHAHAHAHHA at least it fits her standards!
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oh. hahaha
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WELL... they're perfect for each other -______-;;
is this TRUE? or just a funny story in the paper?
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HAHAHHAHAHAHA
YAY FOR THAT JOKE!!!!!!
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goodness!!
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif) Eew.
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i don't get it .........
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whoa. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)