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A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.
Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."
The crowd made way for him.
Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
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An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came and sat down beside him.
The boy's hair was yellow and green with orange and purple streaks. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared intensely at him for several minutes.
The boy, becoming agitated with the old man's gaze, said "What's the matter, old man. Haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"
The old man answered. "Well, yes, actually I have. Once I got very drunk and had sex with a parrot. I'm just sitting here wondering if you are my son."
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It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving techniques, and even the standards he used to choose his barber.
Finally, he came up for air and said, "But enough about me. Let's talk about you."
She breathed a sigh of relief.
He went on, "What do you think about me?"
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Two snakes were slithering through a field.
One snake turned to the other and asked, "Do you suppose we are poisonous?"
"I don't know", replied the other, "Why?"
"Well", said the first, "I just bit my lip"
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A man went to a psychiatrist to seek some help for depression. As he entered the reception room he noticed two doors marked "Men" and "Women". He went through the door marked "Men".
He then encountered two other doors marked "Extrovert" and "Introvert". He decided that he was an introvert and opened that door. He found himself in a room with two more doors marked "Those Making $40,000 and Over" and "Those Making Less than $40,000."
He knew that he made less than $40,000, so he opened that door. He found himself outside the building.
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haha these are cute..i hate when people dye their hair 10 different colors..weird..
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LOL these were cute. i like the old man one. ^.^
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haha funny i like the first one the most. =]
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i liked the snake one the most. the others took me a while to understand XD
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i like the old man, snake one, and the bathroom one. thanks.. they're funny and cute hehe.
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Ahaha these jokes are awesome.
Each one made me say 'Oh my god...' in a good mood and then i laughed for a bit and then continued on HAHAH awesome.
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haha they were funny =]
i like the second one the best!
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woahhhhhhh it's funny and not dirrtyyy
hahha wheeeeeeeee
these are funny!
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lol. those are funny. haha.
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hahahahahHAHAHAHAH
i love all of 'em
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LOL. The first one is goooood. I like all of these. Thanks for sharing XD.
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I dont get the last two.... LOL.
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The last one was hilarious!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sweatingbullets.gif)
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ahahha goshh i love all these jokes
they're so funny xPP
muchlove!
-jisoo
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lol i liked the first and second best. funnie.
i dont really get the last one.
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LOLLLLL~ those jokes are soooo funnyyyy
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i love the second one.
=D
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Haha.... I got all of it except the last one. maybe cuz i don't know the words mean. extrovert and introvert. i should look that up.
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LOL!
The first one is awesome. xD