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A Blonde's Year in Review.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours . power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button
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hahahah i like the M&M.s one ....they sure got a easy year
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These jokes are really lame
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These jokes are really lame
Haha, I found them quite funny... but I guess it's my first time reading them (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) so yeah.
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August is my favorite. How dumb do you have to be for that? Lol.
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puhahaha love the M&M one =]
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March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
I liked these
but..
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
couldn't she just jump in from there and escape the rain? =P
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'july' cracked me up haha. so blonde
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LOL@March, May, and July. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
couldn't she just jump in from there and escape the rain? =P
it's a blonde, what do you expect.
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lol... found a couple funny but i don't know which one is my favorite.
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ROFL sorry if i'm lame but freakin hilarious x]! xD!
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April, October, and December are my faves. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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funny..but i dont get the M & M's one. Can sum1 plz explain it to me??
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funny..but i dont get the M & M's one. Can sum1 plz explain it to me??
Instead of biting the hard candy-covers, she was trying to peel them off.
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These are funny, particularly the jigsaw puzzle one. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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lol o wish i could live like them Xp
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
this one cracked me up ^ ^
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HUAHAHAHAH~ ROFL!! each month i kept OMG.. OMG OMG.. hahhahha~ funny...
thx for sharing!
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Hahah, thanks for sharing ^^
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LMFAO! i love all of thesee<3333 =D
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lol those are funny!!! thanks