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Three guys found themselves in Hell: Bob, Dave, and Neil. A little
confused at their present situation, they were startled to see a door in
the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen.
She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Bob, you have sinned! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Bob
was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped
when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong.
She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair, and flies circled her. The voice of the Devil was heard,
"Dave, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"
And Dave, like Bob, was whisked off.
Neil, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst
when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to
see the figure of... Cindy Crawford.
Delighted, Neil jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful
woman, barely dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the
Devil saying:
"Cindy, you have sinned ........"
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LOL BAHAHAHAHAAHA! that neil guy must be...very..ugly (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
funny, thnx for sharing
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haha . he's the ugly one (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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LOL! Haha. I once heard a joke like this, only worded differently. XD A good one, nevertheless.
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Hahaha. I wonder what Cindy Crawford did that was so bad.
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can;t imagine the Neil guy.. HAHA..
Cindy, you have sinned.."
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puahahahahah~ that gave me a good laugh. thanks for sharing!
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hahahahahahaha
poor neil
must have looked realllyyy bad hahahaha
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wasn't expecting that. sucks for cindy but the guy is pretty lucky.
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I heard this something similar to this. Different situations though.
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haha thats really funny
i can't even imagine how ugly he is~ lol
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puhahahaha!! heard something like this =]
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lol~ i guess itz not bad being ugly~
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lol, that was unexpected.
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I heard something pretty similar to this,but it's still a fun joke.
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LOL!! I knew that wsa coming. haha.
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loL!! i get it now!! i didnt get it at first.
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LOL lucky neil hahah, he be enjoying it, and hear his fellow mates screaming from torment hahaha
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i love these kind of jokes xP
muchlove!
-jisoo
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Oh shoot.. hahhaa (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)