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A latino man walks into a sporting goods store with the intention of buying socks. Unfortunately, he can't speak English so the salesman holds up different things and the man nods yes or no to them. Some shoes, a basketball, shin guards. No, no, no.
Finally, the salesman holds up a pair of socks. The other man replies, "Eso si que es!"
"Well why didn't you just say so?"
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Juan goes to a vending machine craving chocolate. After he's put his change in, he's still ten cents short so the vending machine says "dime." So Juan says, "Give me a snickers."
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And as a special bonus, a really bad Japanese joke:
What type of pizza do demonic children like to eat?
PepperONI!
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I like the last one. Hahaha!
That's hilarious. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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im not good at either spanish or japanese
so i didnt get them
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i didn't get them but i'm guessing 'dime' means 'speak' in imperative form in spanish?
muchlove!
-jisoo
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^dime means tell me.
lol it was funny. XD but i don't get how he could've gotten it as "dime" in spanish when it's pronounced completely different in english.
didn't get the first one.
the last one was kind off funny but still pretty lame... XD
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I don't think I got the first one... but the second one was funny.
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haha the spanish ones were funny.
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lol it was funny. XD but i don't get how he could've gotten it as "dime" in spanish when it's pronounced completely different in english.
the machine wrote out dime, so he thought it was writing Spanish to him
hahahahhahaaaa... I get themm..
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Hah hah, the second one was hilarious and cute. XDD
I... didn't get the first one. "Eso si que es" mean likes "yeah, that's it," right? Yeah. Don't get it. o.o
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The second one I didn't understand until some fellow Soompiers clarified. The last one, a bit lame... but alright. The first one, maybe the shop keeper was Spanish? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)
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Hah hah, the second one was hilarious and cute. XDD
I... didn't get the first one. "Eso si que es" mean likes "yeah, that's it," right? Yeah. Don't get it. o.o
It sounds like the English letters S-O-C-K-S. Socks!
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lol that funny
i took french in high school so i didn't understand, but now i do
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It sounds like the English letters S-O-C-K-S. Socks!
OOOH. I get it now. XDDD Guess it sounds better when told outloud, hah hah. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Thanks for clarifying.
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lol i love the second one! finally...i can get a joke in a foreign language lol
the japanese one is pretty funny
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now that i got the first one, i liek the first one better~ lol~ s o c k s!!
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*snort*
I understand both haha cute XD
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It sounds like the English letters S-O-C-K-S. Socks!
i finally got it!!! haha
and the 3rd one was mad corny
dnt get the second one -0-
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i dont get em....;[ poo, hmm...
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the machine wrote out dime, so he thought it was writing Spanish to him
hahahahhahaaaa... I get themm..
aaaah, now i get it!
Hahaha
Thanks!
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oh now i get it. i had to read 5 times >_< lmfao.