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HAHAHAH THESE ARE SO FUNNY..
what did the halmoni say when the man bumped into her, making her drop all the eggs she was selling ?
"에구머니 !!!"
(egg-money)
AHHAHAHAHA !!!
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what do you call a 5 year old onion?
-oh nuen (5 years-onion)
get it? ahhaa
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what did the mother turkey say to the baby turkey?
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Gobble jee mah~
Kya~ Kya~ So funny XD
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there this kum and hes friends used to always tease him and call him kumja~ <감자> and one day the 감 got so sick he fainted. They went to the doctors and the doctors said if he gets teased one more time hes going to die because of too much stress so the mum tells all his friends to stop teasing him and his friends are like "okayy we promise we wont tease him again"
a few days later the friends wanted to play with him so they went to his house and knocked on his bedroom but the kum wouldn't reply....
and his friends were like "감!!! ... 감...감자??"
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
omg~ i remember that one.
my chut sarang told it to me T__T
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what do you call the burnt rice in the rice pot?
bobby brown
get it? bap ee brownuh
T_T yes im lame..kekke
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What do you call an apple with a worm that dug a hole into it?
PIE-IN APPLE. Lol. Get it?
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So Will Smith and his Producer walk into a Korean restaurant. The waiter takes their order, and the Producer wants 2 orders of a Kimchi dish and stuff. The Producer guy excuses himself to use the bathroom really quick, and comes back to the table. Producer asks Will Smith, "What did you get with your Kimchi?"
Will Smith goes, "gettin' Chiggae wit' it"
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how much does a korean blanket cost??
이블......hahaha
omg, nice one!~ lol
the one iwth the halmoni and the bus was gr8 ^0^
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What did the horny broccoli say to the mushroom?
Busuuuut
^ i think this one is adorable! hahaha
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What do you call two thugs and a grandma?
Bone Thugs and Halmuni
What did the fish say to its lost bones?
Oh my gashiiii
What did the horny broccoli say to the mushroom?
Busuuuut
LOL (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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this one is a classic.
what do you call a jacket in a blender?
jamba juice.
i thot of that the first time i heard of jamba juice.......like 3 years ago >_<.
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HAHA THE BUS ONE AND THE GRANDPA+HALMONI CRACKED ME UP SO BAD
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there was an old lady waiting foh the bus... she came to america speaking in broken english, at the same time with one of those korean accents (ssah too ree - the country like korean accents)
so she was about to go on the bus and said WAT DAE, WAT DAE (in korean it came, it came)
buh the american man next to her thought she said WHAT DAY? so he responded MONDAY MONDAY...
buh she heard it as mon dae mon dae (in korean meaning WHAT?)
so she said bus day bus day...
then the man goes ohh HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
do you get it??
i couldn't stop laughing at this when i heard it
YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD AFTER READING THE JOKE!! I'M WRITING THIS ONE DOWN. IT"S SO HILARIOUS!
I have some korean jokes. but not as funny as the BUS DAY one. ^^
"Indo ae jigeum myutshin joo ah sae yo?" [do you know what time it is in Indo right now?]
- indonasia [indo 4 shi yah]
^ HAHAHAHA!
"Almond gah joo geu myun mogah dwe gae yo?" [what do you call a dead almond?]
- DIAMOND [DIE A(L)MOND]
^ AHAHAHA..sorry very lame jokes
LAST ONE. I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY FUNNY. BUT ONLY KOREANS WILL PROLLY GET THIS ONE.
"Nuh 'B hyung' ee jih?"
"yeah"
"geu rae?[really?] geu rum gasoo Bi hantae SIGN jeum bada jo"
^ HAHAHAHA! People infer B hyung as blood type B when its really asking if you're Bi's brother. ISN"T THAT HILARIOUS?!!! I WAS CRACKING UP! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
OKAY. I"M DONE.
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What did Justin Timberlake say when he dropped his rice?
Dirty BAP!
I pissed myself laughing at that one xD
O.M.F.G
*ROFL* XDDDDD
at first i didnt get it, but then i said it out loud XD thats the best ever.
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these jokes are so funny!
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ok..somebody remember my thread?
i want credit
i get jealous...easily =(
well..ill give one..
what did the mother pig say to the baby pig when he wanted to play in the mud?
ahn daeee jeeee
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) I love this thread!
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i like the halmonee one and the oh my gashiii!
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a boy and his grandpa were walking and and the boy saw fire on a mountain. What did he say to his grandpa? santa harabuji
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this is such a cool thread
okay i have one
what do you call a bear in a jacuzzi?
-gom tang....곰탕!
i don't know about you guys but i laughed so much