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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
h*ll happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for
you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you can logically converse with
members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create
the illusion that you are tougher, smarter,
faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be
a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack
you tihnk you can tipe real gode.
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lol bra and panties.. haha
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) so true (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
aww how sweet
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the last one's funny
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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^^Hahahah! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) At you is more lyke it!
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lol thats only if youre piss drunk!
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lol!!! love the last!
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hahaha (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) lolz!
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LOL. I'd love to see those become real warnings.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to think people are laughing WITH you.
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) so true (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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Haha, the first one
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause pregnancy.
LMAO. Do they REALLY use those? O_____O;
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to think people are laughing WITH you.
lol
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hhahahhahhhaaaa
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HAHA! ^O^
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haha........what in the world are they doing nowadays?!?!
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lol