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1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11 Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? !
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas, what other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
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1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
27. Christmas, what other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
my favourites
but some of the others are just plain stupid
thanks for sharing
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lmfao. i loved the vacumn, bra, and the love is blind one and more...
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Christmas, what other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
- haha funny =]
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haha some of these are so true xP
muchlove!
-jisoo
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hahahahaha
most of these are funnyyyy ^__^
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12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
^ i like that one (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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here's a few:
-why does superman dodge the guns thrown at him when he can block the bullets with his chest?
-Fighting a War for Peace
-Same Difference
-Act Naturally
-Found Missing
-Almost exactly
-Alone together
-Deafening Silence
-Living Dead
-Butt Head
-New classic
-Live Recording
-Clearly misunderstood
-Pretty ugly
-Religious tolerance
-Exact estimate
and.. my favorite...
-Microsoft Works
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wow....never thought of them before...O.O
wow replier above ^geneyoonit has good ones too.
THNX for sharingg
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hahaha
some of these are pretty funny xD
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hahaha indeed! some are funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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wheres the JUMBO SHRIMP!!!
lol some are kinda bad....like the 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
isn't it called the seconds hand?
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haha i thought most of the oxymorons were very clever...
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haha... i love the christmas tree one.
shows how smart we are.
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-Religious tolerance
and.. my favorite...
-Microsoft Works
ROFL. Niiice.
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why does superman dodge the guns thrown at him when he can block the bullets with his chest?
good question! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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haha ya.. oxymorons are great (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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haha some are funny
Burning Ice
Mandatory Donation
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13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
LOL. i lik this one
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lol i didnt get some of them
but some were madd funny