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George W. Bush visits an elementary school and sits in on one of the classes, which
is in the middle of a discussion on words and their meaning.
The teacher asks Mr. Bush if he would like to lead the discussion of the
word "tragedy."
So, the illustrious president asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."
"That's wrong," Bush shouts. "That would be considered an accident."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"You are completely incorrect," shouts the president. "That would be what we would consider a great loss."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.
Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?"
Finally, at the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet
voice, he says, "If a plane carrying the President George W. Bush were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaims Bush. "You are absolutely right. Can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss,
and it probably wouldn't be an accident!"
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^ lol. the kid's smart
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what a swhat a smart kid we have here.. hahaha~ thx for sharing!! LOLZ...
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um clever. but you seem to have transposed the letters in the word tragedy.
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^ i laughed more at that than the actual joke LOL
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haha
thats so funny
poor bush
hated by everyone
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hahahahaha i love that kid (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
bush got owned!! hahahahaha
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lol.. traDeGy is pretty funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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LOL ... tthat was funny!!
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lol, what a funny little kid
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LOL BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that lil kid prob would hav gotten killed by bush's men after saying that....
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puhahaha SMART~!!!! =]
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LOL. that's one smart little boy!
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I almost lawled.
I like this joke.
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that kid's really smart =)
you spelled tragedy wrong in the title, by the way =X
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hahahahahaha~~~~
smart kid!~~~~~
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haha, conceited bush, and that kid is funny =]
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hahaha LOL gotta love that kid (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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hahah! that was a good one~ ^^
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wat a smart aleck......good one...haha