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I think the life cycle is all backwards..........
You should die first; start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous when you're in college and then you get ready for high school.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
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hahah i'd like that life would be much more enjoyable =p
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i very very very much agree... hehehehehe *smiles*
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That was really interesting XD
Thanks for sharing this!
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love the ending (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) i wish life was like that
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sounds good! that'd be awesome...
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sounds a bit like a book i read. xD
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Lol. Now that's life (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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haha that's funny, I like the way you think!!
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Hot Damn. Life would be so much more easier...
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life would definetly(? ^^(IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) be more enjoyable that way ......... XD
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i think life would be more meaningful with that way.. LOL
too bad it cant happen though.. *sigh*
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA omfg!!!!!!!!! thats fawkin awesome!! <333
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sounds like a great life ;]
if only, right? hehehe~
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lol hahah
if only life was so simple
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omg
if only life was really like that
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I saw a comedian who said this in his routine a few years back. And I agree. Life's much better that way.
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Wow.. That would have been a greay way to start out xD.
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that would be THE life.......if only......><
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Lol, awesome concept. If only it were true... Sounds too good to be true. XD But then... it makes so much more sense the way we live life now. ^.^