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New Viruses
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for
viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and
re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
e-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
Last but not least
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy...then discards it through windows..
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The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back
OMG. That's genuis ah-hahahaha
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
This one killed me OMFG like so bad 8D;;
Mike Tyson Virus FOR THE WIN!
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care
GOLD. I tell you. GOLD.
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
Well, too many jokes have been made about the poor man but who cares xD *laughs
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Lol. XD Very clever. Michael Jackson... Poor guy. XDD;
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my favorites are the arnold and michael ones.
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The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory
LOL.
poor clinton. hahaha. 8D
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Awww Haha. I love the Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus XD