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you're so GORGEOUS!.....hahaha when i read the title this was the line that poped into my head from Super Junior Full House
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you're so ugly, when you stuck your head out the car window, the police arrested you for mooning
OOOH BUURRNNNN :]
hhahaha o shyt.
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You're so ugly your momma had to feed you with a stick.
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you're so ugly, when you were born, the doctors smacked your mother instead
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readers discretion advised....
you're so poor, when i finished my meager dinner at your house and asked "what's for dessert?" your dad pulled his pants down and said brownies.
AAHAHAHAHAHA. My favorite one.
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your so short that when you sit on the sidewalk, your feet dangle (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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youre so fat that when you sat on the raindow, skittles came out
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^ lol i think that has already been said
hmm... lemme think...
you're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.
you're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts.
you're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
you're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
you're so ugly, every time you go out you get chased by the dog catcher.
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rofl. these are hilarious.
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omg....these are like the yo mama jokes...i should learn some...lol...sum are really harsh though...