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Benign........................ What you be, after you be eight.
Artery........................ The study of paintings.
Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.
Caesarean Section............... A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan....................... Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
Colic......................... A sheep dog.
Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
D&C............................ Where Washington is.
Dilate......................... To live long.
Enema......................... Not a friend.
Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula........................ A small lie.
G.I. Series................... World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail...................... What you hang your coat on.
Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain.................... Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff................. A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................... A higher offer.
Nitrates...................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node.......................... I knew it.
Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test
Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative................ A letter carrier.
Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
Rectum......................... Pretty near killed him.
Secretion..................... Hiding something.
Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
Tablet......................... A small table.
Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor......................... One plus one more.
Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.
Varicose....................... Near by/close by.
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Okay O.o.
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hahahhaha those are funy!
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...Oooook. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)
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ahahahahha! those are soo funny! xDDD
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benign was funny. after you be eight. xD
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HAHAHAHHAHAH OMG those are really funny. I guess people who are in the health/medical field would find it more funny. PUAHAHHA.
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LMAO..LOLZZ..THOSE ARE FUNIE..
"URINE' = URE IN..LOLZZZ
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LOL hahahaha nice one ^^
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Barium hahaha ohh goodness! hahahha funny terms (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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LOLLLLL
stupid but cute =]
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Rectum, DAMN near killed'em!!!
Hilarious, unless you're the patient
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Those are frikkin hilarious.
"Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her."
lol
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HAHAHAH
i remember RECTUM was on Blue Collar TV
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AHAHA i only get these because my grandpa's a redneck.... (Btw ... i'm not >< just to clear that up)
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wow
how do people come up w/ these?