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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a
glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the
woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
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WHOA.... Lolsz. That's umm...good for her...err, him? XD
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Wow....O__o..that's something...
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Lol. Wowzers!
I guess she cheated on her husband.
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hahahhahahhahahah Roflmao AHHAHAA LOl XDD funnies xDD
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woah i guess she cheated on her husband.. lol (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)
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O__o.... Haha oh wow! I guess that's another way to do it. lolz haha...
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hehe ^^
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LMFAO! haha...
i feel bad for her husband
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How sad. She cheated on her husband. Poor guy.
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haha! her poor husband. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) haha it was funny though