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... The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
>
> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in
another
>race and it won again.
>
> The local paper read:
>
> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
>
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered
>the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
>
> The next day the local paper headline read:
>
> BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
>
> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
rid
>of the donkey.
>
> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
>
> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline:
>
> NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
>
> The Bishop fainted.
>
> He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey
so
>she sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
>
> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
>
> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back
>the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
>
> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
>
> Alas ... the Bishop was buried the next day.
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY???
>
> Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and
>misery and even shorten your life.
>
> So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone...
>ass and you'll live longer.
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HAHAHAHAHA
this is so say for the bishop....o wellss
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Poor guy (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) hahaha. Too involved with his religious stuff
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haha! the poor guy! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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Hahahahahaha. from the whole thing, all i can say now is..........ASS XD
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Haahhahaah. Cute joke. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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HAHAHA =DDD
loved it!!
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Lol, that's one good read. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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OMFG ROFLMAO!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA xDD
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Lol.
The Bishop must be one tight guy o_o
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LOL>.... poor bishop. what a harmful publicity (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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LOL. Awwww. That's sad. :[
Hope he's in peace now..
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hhahaha. aw that poor bishop...
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i like the moral and it's true... =D
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should be applied to people in the entertainment circle... some died because of those type of things...>.<
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its not funny at all to me
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lol..haha
partly true though