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sorry in advance if some find it offending or disturbing. don't read if you can't take sick jokes. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) i found it kind of hilarious. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) but that's just me..[fyi: my music teacher told me. he's from "new york" and i guess he takes that it's cool to tell us weird jokes and cuss instead of teaching us class. o.0;;]
SO, there's this man that had just been released from his long term in prison. He is scraggegly, dirty, unshaven, and missing some wild action. Sadly, he only has ten dollars, but still confidently makes his way to the nearest whore house.
He entered the whore house and walked up to the person in charge.
"Hey mister, I've just been released from a long term in prison, and I really need some good sex. But the thing is, I only have ten dollars. What can I get with ten dollars?"
"Well," the desk clerk said, "You can screw a chicken."
The man was appalled.
"A chicken?!" He repeated, not sure if he had heard it correctly.
"That's right. A chicken." The clerk's face is very serious and seems not to be joking around. He continued speaking. "Well, if a chicken is not good enough, you can always leave."
See, this man is so desperate, he doesnt really care WHAT he screws. So he says, "Sure. I'll take the chicken."
He hands over his ten dollar bill and the clerk hands over the chicken.
"Have fun," He said winking. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
The man walked over to a room in the corner and locks him and the chicken inside.
Not long after, he is having the time of his life. I mean, this guy is screwing the chicken like no chicken has ever been screwed before. This man is having the time of his life.
When he is done, he is smiling widely and hands the clerk back the chicken.
"Man, that was great. Expect me here tomorrow, bub!"
He walks out happy and content.
The next day, he returns to the whore house, but unfortunately, he only has five dollars.
He walked up to the clerk and said "Hey, I'm back! But sadly, I only have five dollars. Can I have the chicken?"
The clerk just looks at him pitifully. "Sorry sir, but the chicken's ten dollars."
After seeing the desperate look on the man's face, the clerk spoke again. "Okay, how about this. You can go and walk yourself into any old room in this whore house, and whatever you find, you can screw. Alright?"
The man is still pretty sad he couldn't screw his chicken, but he agrees. "Alright."
So he walks over to a room and opens the door. This door leads into a toasty, moist room. A half naked man is sitting on the chairs against the wall, and he seems to be very enjoying himself. The man walks up to the hunky dude in a towel and takes a seat next to him.
"Hey, what's up?"
The half naked man just smiles and waggles his eyebrows towards the other wall. The man's jaw drops open.
The wall had apparently seemed to be a two way mirror, so everything that had been going on in the other room was visible to these two men.
Inside the room, there were these two gorgeous women, just coming up on each other, passionately kssing and screwing each other like lesbians do.
"God, this is great." The man said, settling back and watching the exotic women.
"Yea," the other man said.
"You should have been here yesterday. There was this crazy bum screwing a chicken!"
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my music teacher told me this one
i find this funnier (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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AHAHAHHAHA OMFG!!! ROFLMAO xDD *dies* hahahhahaha xDD
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LOLL HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHA
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Haha~ hmm for a sec. i thought he was gonna screw da man Haha
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i dont really get it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
what's the funny part?
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ur MUSIC TEACHER told u that?!
lol...
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i find this funnier (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
AHAHAH. that's one sick joke
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH EWWW HAHAH. haha at first i thot the guy was gonna screw the half naked man.
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sick joke... it's even sicker that your m usic teacher told it to you
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Hahaha. I can't believe your music teacher told you that. My teachers wouldn't dare..
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holy cruddd
which teacher told you that?!? that sick lil man..hilarious but eww yuckyy haha and those words coming from me
all my section leaders do is run around kicking each other in the nards
and like screaming "be a man, do the right thing"
hmm and hey hey white boy or mother*beep* or something about some asian dude stealing his rice (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)
so on and so forth..
haha but i think i've heard this before but not with a chicken..with something else (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)
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hahahahhahaha! ^
omg your section is effin cooooool.
man i wish my section would run around kicking each other on the nards adn talk about rice. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)
you and joy have the coolest sectons ever.
the closest my section was to being "funny" was when they offered us a cookie. which they werent lying about -_____-
"want a cookie?"
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hahahahhahaha! ^
omg your section is effin cooooool.
man i wish my section would run around kicking each other on the nards adn talk about rice. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)
you and joy have the coolest sectons ever.
the closest my section was to being "funny" was when they offered us a cookie. which they werent lying about -_____-
"want a cookie?"
^^
LMAO
we can get a hollister shirt and do you know how effin expensive that is??
the GIGANTIC white boy works there O.O
haha but here's the no no
we have to remember all our music (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)
oo and if here's something that made me laugh a teee bit
an armless man walks into the restroom and asks a man next to him if he could aim his penis at the urinal,
after awhile the guy finally makes a grab for it and makes sure not to look at it. after a few seconds he thinks "hey i'm holding it so why shouldn't i look at it"
he takes a peek down and there's the most hideous thing he's ever seen. He jumps away and yells "what the hell is that"
the armless man pulls out his arms from his jacket and says "i don't know but i'm not touching it"
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hahaha, I thought he was going to screw the man. he must be embarassed now
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holy cruddd
which teacher told you that?!? that sick lil man..hilarious but eww yuckyy haha and those words coming from me
all my section leaders do is run around kicking each other in the nards
and like screaming "be a man, do the right thing"
hmm and hey hey white boy or mother*beep* or something about some asian dude stealing his rice (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)
so on and so forth..
haha but i think i've heard this before but not with a chicken..with something else (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)
hahahahhahaha! ^
omg your section is effin cooooool.
man i wish my section would run around kicking each other on the nards adn talk about rice. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)
you and joy have the coolest sectons ever.
the closest my section was to being "funny" was when they offered us a cookie. which they werent lying about -_____-
"want a cookie?"
I should've been in class with you guys at the time!
You make it sound like I missed a funny thing in class.
And if you want our section to kick each other in the nards.
Start off by kicking Daniel, and he might kick Enoch.
Or he might just curl up into a ball on the ground and cry.
We need to make our section a little more fun.
Maybe.. we can add the Wave! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif)
Ergh.. I still have to memorize the stupid music. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tears.gif)
So that's why one of the section leaders were like, " You don't get a cookie!" to me. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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OH HECK NO!! PUAHAHAHHAHA
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pwuahahah
music teacherrs telling people these jokess x)
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OMIGOSH!!!!!OMGGg!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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LOL EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!