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Rabbi Bernstein was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.
His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the procedure, since it was considered cosmetic surgery.
The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for "small," $6500 for "medium," and $14,000 for "large."
Rabbi Bernstein was sure that his wife and he would want at the least, a medium ..and perhaps even a large. But the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.
The rabbi called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the rabbi slouched over in the chair looking quite dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
Rabbi Bernstein answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
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LMAO....that was hilarious.....
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lol! I'd rather remodel the kitchen too. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)
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LOL me too. the kitchen's more impt. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Lol, I get it and I'm not married xD
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HAHAH, I think I get it, but I'm not sure.
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HAHAHA. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
Good choice !
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LOL. Good choice.
Yay. I get it. >D
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LOL. U DONT HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO GET THE JOKE. HAHA.
BUY CHYEA. IT WAS FUNNY.
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LOL!!! yeah im not married either.
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I'm not married but i think i get it lolxP
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i get it and i'm not even close to being married XD LMFAO. poor guy
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i'm not married so i dont get it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
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hahaha definitely re-model the kitchen. Hehe i'm not married either and i got it lol.
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i think i get it but i am not married
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XD ROFL . Poor guy XD. W00t a kicthen ~
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Uhhh...I think I get it. o_O?