Devvo, The Chav

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4PthyDuFbk
chav - Emerging British subculture which is quickly becoming an epidemic. A chav is a scummy lad who lives in a council estate, drives an awful car with a huge exhaust but a tiny engine, wears sporty clothes. Chavs can be found the length and breadth of the country, hanging around any junk food outlet, off licence or just hanging around the streets, where they pass the time by vandalising property, drinking cheap cider, shouting abuse at passers by and terrorising old people.
Appearance: Chavs have a strict dress code. Designer labels are everything, although knocked off/fake items are almost de-rigeur. Typically, the male chav will wear a Nickelson or Schott hooded top, baggy tracksuit trousers, white designer trainers, and a baseball cap by burberry or Nike. The female chav (chavette) will have peroxide blonde hair scrunched so tight into a pony tail with colourful scrunchies that her forehead stretches. She will wear a dark blue tracksuit with white stripes, an enormous puffa jacket, hoop earrings, and white trainers. Female chavs are forbidden from wearing socks, and all chavs must wear as much fake gold jewellery as they can fit on their bodies. Mobiles are an added status symbol, and when equipped, the chav must shout into it in the most anti-social way possible, using at least one expletive and the word "innit" per second. Every other word in between should be unrecognisable to non-chavs.
Cars: Typically the Vauxhall Nova, but could include Ford Escort/Orion, Vauxhall Astra, and for chavs with "bling", even a totally shagged 3 series BMW. Whatever the type of car, it must have a spoiler shaped plank of MDF nailed to the back, 20" alloy wheels which rub on the wheel arches over every bump, a badly fitted bodykit (extra points for being able to see EXACTLY where the car ends and bodykit starts), a lairy paint job with runs in it, exhaust pipes the size of the space shuttle's booster nozzles, and blue LED's on the washer jets. Neon undercar lighting is also desirable.
Attitude: The chav's attitude depends heavily on the number of mates backing him up. If he's on his own, he'll skulk along anonymously. In numbers, he'll challenge anyone to anything.


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Lol, you make this sound like a review of a wierd human form of species (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) , or maybe they are (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
The guy looks some what mentally disabled (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif) kicking a dead pegion around and drinking beer in the morning?? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/crazy.gif)


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^they are
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT CHAVS! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/fury.gif)
ARGH


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LOL! im a brit, and there are TOOOOOOO many chavs near my school, most of the girls wear fake burberry, theres a chav book somewhere xD! so basically now, if you wear burberry eg. a bag, scarf, coat... your known as a chav at school ¬¬ so now i cnt use my bag now!
wotch out for chavs... there is a book on them xP spot the chav! my friend bought it... interesting but gay ¬¬


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ahh cool, I learn something new everyday.


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lol ohh yeah, i forgot, they dont have chavs in america?


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The part where he shouts at the birds makes me cry with laughter.
People probably won't find this funny unless you've actually been around chavs though.


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LOL...that's something you seldom heard


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i live in england and the chavs around here are SCARY
once, i was on the bus and some stupid chavs lit some lighter and they were screaming 'TERRORISTS!' everyone got off the bus
haha the chav in the video is stupid. you cant get 40 pound notes in england
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