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We live in a life with unforunately events, let me explain. A man with a blue hat was walking down the streets of manhattan chewing a peice of wrigley's winterfresh gum, he's a nice fella with a happy ego going on, but while walking he gets tired of chewing the gum as the flavor slowly disapears, disapointed. the man spits his gum on busy sidewalk of the city, while carelessly walking away this peice of gum is laying on the ground, a few moments later a women steps on this peice of gum, apathetic as she is.. she just seems to walk it off until it gets to the point where it got on her last nerves, so she looks around her purse for a peice of napkin, she gropes the peice of gum with her napkin and stands there balancing with 1 foot giving her best effort to scrape the gum away, suddenly a man runs by and bumps into her, they both fell.. the man scrapes his knees and rips a hole through his 500 dollar dress pants zanetti that he bought just yesterday for a interview that he is late for. the women feeling sorry for the man, apologizes over and over for what she has done to his brand new pants, the man so angry he curses at her a few times and runs to his interview 10 minutes late, The interviewer apologizes to this man who missed his interview and apologizes again saying that they have already found a new employ, The man moans to give him one more chance, because he has 2 toddlers at home he needs to feed, the interviewer once again apologizes for the inconvenience and walks away. The man depressed goes to a pub to drink his life away with vodka grey goose spiked with orange flavored juice, he immediately thinks of suicide due to depression of not getting the job, but instead he finds the nearest man and unconsciencely punches him in the face, they all start a brawl in the pub, chairs flying left and right, 10 men dead, 20 rushed to the hospital, the man runs out of the pub safely unharmed, the man still depressed, but now conscience.. he realizes he needs to feed his children so he furiously punches this man with a blue hat. uneffected, the depressed man takes out a knife and demands money from from the blue hatted man, the blue hatted man panics and digs into his pocket drawing out 500 bucks begging not to kill him, the depressed man steals his money and runs away home, the blue hatted man slowly takes out a fresh stick of winterfresh gum and sticks in his mouth wondering what just happened. The blue hatted man killed 10 men, injured 20 people, destroyed a 500 dollar zanetti dress pants, loses 500 dollars himself...moral of the story? don't litter, because you're just going to end up screwing yourself over.
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woah, haha thats hilaroius.. sucks for the man who spat his gum out?
tsk tsk.
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lmao. the dude with the blue hat who spat his gum out got punished by losing 500 bucks. wow
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wow.....that should be a LIFE lesson to all you litters (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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that's so crazy.
how could a piece of gum do that?
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fantabulous, good thing i'm lazy and don't walk around (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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haha, I feel sorry for the dead people more. xD
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*wipes a tear from his eye* this was a really sad story, and a real eye opener too. i promise that i'll never litter again!
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wooooooooooooooooooooooooow. just wow. haha.
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WTF? Lmao.
You spelled litter wrong, but that's ok. Interesting read.
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AHahaha. Karma cooool.
Damn that blue hatted man
must be pooooooooor now.
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I'll never litter again. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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wow that was crazy. Its like big circle. I guess I should think twice next time. poor guy with the family though.
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YOU ROCK! YOUR A FREAKING GENIUS! I LOVE YOU 'LOVING' YOU PWN FOREVER! OMG!
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Haha. What goes around comes around (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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A lot of people dead because of a piece of gum.
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hehehehehe
poor people that got hurt =[ and died! evil man
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Wow depressing isn't it?
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Haha. Wow. You can always count on karma to come back && bite you in the butt.
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LOLS!! funny how it all connects. xp but wow, feel bad for the guy who lost his job xp