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Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion
The FINALISTS :
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan
QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.....
(Applause!.... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors and Heroes.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance and because it is buried alive.
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves
QUESTION : And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back door.....
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night....
(Applause!..Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MISS JAPAN: It's like an actor in a stage play....because it bows down after every performance.
(Applause!..Applause!)
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It was Billy's 5th birthday. His family was poor, and he was kind and understanding. So when his parents asked him what he wanted for his birthday, he said "I want to take a fun bath with each of you!." The mom wanted to say no, but the dad said yes, so eventually, the mom said yes.
2 Hours Later:
Billy got a towel and called his dad.
"Dad! Dad! Time to take a shower!"
"Alright! Alright! Im coming!"
So they were both undressed and were taking a shower. Billy was small, and right then, he saw something scary (IMG:style_emoticons/default/crazy.gif)
"DAD! DAD! Whats that!" He pointed
The dad didn't know what to answer. So he said,
"Its my snake."
45 Minutes Later:
Billy thought it wasnt fun having a shower with his dad, so he went and asked his mom to take a shower with him.
"MOM! MOM! Lets go and take a shower!"
"Alright."
So they were both undressed, and they went in the bathtub. His mom said turn around, but he disobeyed. Right when he turned around, he had to ask,
He looked up...
"MOM! MOM! WHATS THAT! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) " He pointed up
His mom didnt know what to answer, so she said:
"Its my headlights, dear"
Then, he saw something similar, yet scarier.
"MOM MOM!!! WHATS THAT!" He pointed
AGAIN, his mom couldnt answer. So she said:
"Son, its my forest."
6 Hours Later:
There was a storm, and Billy couldnt sleep. So he walked to his parent's bedroom.
"Mommy! Daddy! Im scared!"
"Alright, son. Come and sleep with us." They both said.
So, Billy got under the blanket because he was scared. BUT instead, he found something scarier.
"MOM! MOM! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS! DADDY'S SNAKE IS COMING!"
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One day, Johnny Harder took home a girl. It was daylight and he thought his parents were at work.
While doing "it" his mom caught him in the act.
"JOHNNY HARDER!" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) She was shocked and speechless.
"MOM! Stop it! Im trying!" He replied
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hahaha, the first joke is funny.
johnny harder? lmao, it'd be hilarious if some guy really had that last name. i'd make fun of him to no end (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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hahahahahahah~~~~~~~~~~~~`
i laugh at all of them~ poor litto billy~ hahahah
harder! harder! >.<
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i didnt get the first one, but the rest are okay..
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LMFAO!
i like johnny harder.
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oi why would you name your child johnny harder. Hahaha. The billy joke is pretty weird and disgusting.
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Why on earth would you want to take a shower with your parents...
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MAN OLD SCHOOL JOKES!! I KNEW THEM SINCE 2nd GRADE!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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Haha. The second one's funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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AHJAHAHHAHAH nice one xDD LOL xD
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i don't understand Ms. Japan...
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All of those are really funnny.
I've heard one of them before, but a different version [the headlights, forest and snake.]
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Omg, first one- HILARIOUS. xD So that's how each nation would describe the males' uh...'organs'? XDD''
Whoa.... The parents were doing that when their child wanted to sleep with them? Eeewwww. Lolsz.
...DAMN. Lolsz.
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LMFAO!
At first i didn't get it but OMG, PUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL!
Imagine if you really was called Johhny Harder!
O_O
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lol... i love the first one best... witty answers~
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haha the last one's funny~~
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lmfao johnny harder! that one was funny. lol and poor billy (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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I heard of the Johnny Harder joke, except it was Johnny Go Deeper... lol...yes sick and perverted but insanely funny.
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Lol. Poor Johnny Harder. Actually. Poor mom. o__o; Have to see that. x__x;