____let Me Bite?____
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I hope this wasn't posted before... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)
I'll post more jokes here in this thread... Just 'cause If I hear or read something funny I don't want to start another thread... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)
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Let me Bite?
A guy walking down the street sees a
woman with perfect breasts. He says to
her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars?
"Are you nuts?" she replies. before
walking away.
He turns aroud, runs around the
block and gets to the corner before she
does. "Would you let me bite your
breasts for 1,000 dollars?" he asks
again.
"Listen sir.,I'm not that kind of
woman, Got it?
So the guy runs again around the
next block and faces her again:
"Would you let me bite your breasts
for 10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and
says "Hmmmmm 10,000 dollars eh? OK.,
but not here. Let's go to that dark alley
over there."
So they went to that alley and she
takes off the blouse to reveal the most
perfect breasts in the world. As soon as
he sees them he jumps on them and
starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them....
but no bitting.
In the end the women gets all annoyed and asks:"Are you gonna bite them or what?"
"NAH" he resplies. "TOO EXPENSIVE"
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oh my god! that scum! lollll...
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OMG~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
that sux for the woman.........
not funny man~
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ROFL! she was tricked! but it was pretty clever of him xDDDD
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LOL!!!!!!!
i would be so annoyed. omg.
i would freakin own that freakingg perverttt
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HAHA omg.......that was...ugh sick
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haha...what a smart guyXD
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hahahaha nice i should try that (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) lol im just messing (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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WUUUUUUUUUUUUT!?!??!?!!!
awww, maaaaaaaan. that's so messed up, but also so fawking funny at the same time!!!
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man....that's hecka messed up...even though he's smart, but that's really....
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hahahha!
gosh, that guy is...
that woman shoulda gotten the money first!
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LOL ... what a smart man.
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XD you guys are funny, but clever he is indeed...
HERE's Another joke:::
Fallen?
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen".
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word.
Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, Your wife fell three times this week."