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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) That was funny. Tripped me out.
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hahahaha the guy is getting sick of sex O.o jp
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Haha. Read it before. Doesn't hurt to read again. Never expected the husband to say that. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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what an unexpected ending...
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Lmao, ahah that was very unexpected of a husband to say.
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LOL I read this but it's still funny xD
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hahaha its funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) i think i read it somwhere before
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hahaha. the ending is hilarious.
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Haha. What an odd ending. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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HAHAHAHAHA LOL. That's funny.
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hahaha... hilarious!!!
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Lolszz. Stupid wife. XD
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LOL.
innocent wife=sex obsessed. 0_0
husband=HAHA.
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hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHh
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LOL.
innocent wife=sex obsessed. 0_0
husband=HAHA.
lol....i was thinking about the same thing....Horny Wife and Tired Husband
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lols ahaha the husband must be real tired o.O
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haha you woulda thought it was the other way around.
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lol... NOW that's rare! the girl getting so hyped up over sex and the guy wants to stop~ lol...
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I think this was posted before.
Hahah nevertheless its funny XD