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Sergeant Major
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma’am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major’s short reply was, "Yes, ma’am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it’s only 2130 now."
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6 reasons why it is bad to be a d!ck
6. You live surrounded by nuts
5. You have a head with no brains
4. You have one eye that can’t see
3. Your best friend is a pussy
2. An i can't read lives behind you
1. They make you do pushups until you throw-up
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why did the man above create man?
[ vibrators cant mow the lawn (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) ]
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A woman out golfing was stung by a bee. Because the pain was so great she went back to the main building. A man who helped golfers with their postures came up to her and asked what happened. After telling she was stung by a bee he asked where did this happen? She replied between the first and second hole. He nodded and said your legs are too far apart when you golf.
sorry if they are lame. i thought they were funny
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Hohoho *awkward laugh*. Interesting, perhaps.
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the 1st one was really good i had to think for that one haha
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HAHAHA I like them all! I'm a dirty joke person, but i havent heard the first one before.. lol i'm gonna go tell all my friends =}
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The first one was best. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Haha.
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ROFLMAO HAHAHAH!!! that was good xDD
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the first one was good!
hahaha
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lol. this one is so funny
thanks
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haha the first one was pretty funny.
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whoa.. the third one.. xD
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lol...
i like the first and last one hehehe...
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hahaha it was great (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) hehe thx
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the 1st one was really good i had to think for that one haha
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) me too
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i liked the 1st one, it was funny hahaha........ (20 characters?)
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LOL.
They were all so dirty xD
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lol, i only got the last one..the others were kinda confusiing heheh but thanks for posting (:
-huynh
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they wern't as funny as i suspected them to be. the last one wsan't to bad.
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i think the 1st one was the best one,thanks
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the first one is funny.. tatz a good one (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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LOLS, I liked the 1st one. 2nd one was diirrrtaay.xD