Question
I got this joke from work it's kinda funny how adults still know how to tell jokes (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
Situational Awareness:
Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same
speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same
speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
See answer below:
Answer:
Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round" you idiot, you're drunk. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif)
hehe i thought it was cute XD it's imaginable.
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I don't get the valleys part =/
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Since what did Merry-Go-Rounds have pigs, cars, helicopters, and fire engines? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)
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^^^ he's drunk anything can be on a merry-go -round (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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I've seen merry-go-rounds with vehicles in addition to animals! D: I always thought they were kinda lame though. You can drive a car any time. How many chances do you get to ride a zebra?
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haha that's pretty cute
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hmm..pretty cute..lol
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^^^ he's drunk anything can be on a merry-go -round (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
Accountants have no life >_________>
My friend worked as an accountant and the usual conversation with the others include "whether vegetables or fruit had a higher amount of wheat" o_O
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HAHAHAHA Thats cute, I'm going to go share it with my friends, who don't really want to ear all my other stupid jokes =}
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haha thats cute. i never saw any merry go rounds have all of those things in one. maybe they're getting weirder ^___^;;
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Hahhaha pretty fascinating. O__O....nice answer, though.
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AHAHAHHAHA i wouldnt guess that xDD tehehe ^^
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haha that was pretty lame, but cute. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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LMFAOO lameee (: but it was cute, hahah
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This lame joke made me smile.
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My answer was...stop driving...?
made me laugh..
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Omg. I didn't expect that. xD How cuuuute. =)
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wow~ the ending was o.0'''
i was like wtz going on~
BUT FUNNYYYYYYYYYY
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I don't get the valleys part =/
Merry Go Rounds go up and down.
Ahahaha. Lameeeee but
unexpected. I should stop thinkin
so much. thanks for sharing.
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umm...this joke i get...but i think its lame...