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I wonder why........... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? (LOL. MY PERSONAL FAVORITE)
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
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ahha I love these makes me wonder why to so i usually try to wonder for the answers.. XD... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
I for one don't do that but got me thinking that's how often i see it is true... XD
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? (LOL. MY PERSONAL FAVORITE)
Xd I like that one to...
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
Maybe for the frozen waffles?? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Apparantly a very kinky guy...
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
I know that's so uncontitutional... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif)
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
Ballarinos
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
OMG this is my favorite... XD that is funny... testicals... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
ROFL
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
LMAOROFL
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lol no. 22 was funny... some of this stuff really got me thinking.
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smart...
lol~
I loved number 7
I wonder why too -__-
I WANT A FREEZER LIGHTBULB!
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I have lights in my freezer.
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15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
^ oh oh!! i know the answer!! XDD i learned in psychology.
uhrmm ... if a person turns blind, but has had sight before, they dream and see stuff.
however, people who are born blind and dont know what anything looks like, they dream about textures. like roughness, bumpiness, and softness. stuff like that. weird? x]
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i have a light in my freezer too! lol
haha i lovee 18 x)
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I have a light in my freezer. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif) Anyway, read these before.
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24) Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
25) Whats another word for synonym?
used to have sooo many of these, then forgot ><
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read most of these be4....
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i have one that has been a ponder of mine
if you are afraid of the dark, then do you sleep with your eyes open?
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Those were very interesting to read
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ouu these really got me thinking.. like 6,9 and 15.
lol i blow on my cousin's dog's face all the time, she's so cute!